8-Bit Theater
Episode 1207
It's what happens when King Steve owns the magazine
It's what happens when King Steve owns the magazine
A King Steve’s Kick Ass Publication
Date Published January 5th, 2010
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Red Mage comes for a snowcone.

Cast Appearing[]


  • A city, near a snow cone vendor


Red Mage One snow cone, please, good sir.
Black Mage Shouldn't you be watching Fighter?
Red Mage He's perfectly safe.
Black Mage He's a weaponized wrecking ball, of course he's safe.
Thief I thought he was more of a wrecking-ball-ized weapon collection, personally.
Red Mage Either way, he's fine and I'm getting a snow cone.
Black Mage I'm not concered about Fighter, I'm worried about the idiotic things he'll do while unattended that we'll inevitably get blamed for.
Red Mage (Gets a "stube") What? I didn't order a stube!
Thief How in the hell did you know what that was?!
Red Mage It's got seven sides, hasn't it.
Black Mage It's kind of amazing how little that answered the question.
Red Mage Oh, they had an article on stuboids in the last Inventor's Quarterly.
King Steve It's the most educational mens' magazine in print!
Shows a picture of a cover of Inventor's Quarterly, which has a woman with a stube on her face.