8-Bit Theater
Episode 1209
Doomity doom doom of doom
Doomity doom doom of doom
Pep Talk Of Doom
Date Published January 9th, 2010
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Red Mage, Thief, and Black Mage talk about the current state of the world. Fighter continues to bargain with the innkeeper.

Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]

Settings[edit | edit source]

  • The outdoors of a city at night
  • Inside of an inn

Script[edit | edit source]

Red Mage It's only night time. It's not the end of the world.
Black Mage No, but we're closer to it than we were!
Red Mage What do you care? You hate the world and everyone in it.
Thief Shouldn't you be happy it's all going to burn?
Black Mage looks down
Black Mage I wanted to be the one to do it.
Red Mage No one can say you haven't significantly contributed to the end of all things.
Black Mage But I won't be the arrow that pierces the quivering heart of everything that lives.
Thief Oh, Black Mage
Red Mage Maybe you're not the arrow, but your life has been the slow and inevitable draw of that bow.
Black Mage You mean it?
Red Mage Yes.
Thief Definitely. Hell, I'm surprised creation has lasted this long with you active in it.
Black Mage You guys are almost as good to me as I deserve.
Meanwhile…
Fighter I still don't feel like I have enough room.
Inn Keeper You reserved every available room we have.
But I believe we can arrange something for you, sir.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • The innkeeper's line has a minor grammatical error. Originally, the line read "You reserved every available room, we have." with an extra comma.
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