| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1209 | |
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| Doomity doom doom of doom | |
| Pep Talk Of Doom | |
| Date Published | January 9th, 2010 |
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Red Mage, Thief, and Black Mage talk about the current state of the world. Fighter continues to bargain with the innkeeper.
Cast Appearing[]
Settings[]
- The outdoors of a city at night
- Inside of an inn
Script[]
| Red Mage | It's only night time. It's not the end of the world. |
| Black Mage | No, but we're closer to it than we were! |
| Red Mage | What do you care? You hate the world and everyone in it. |
| Thief | Shouldn't you be happy it's all going to burn? |
| Black Mage looks down | |
| Black Mage | I wanted to be the one to do it. |
| Red Mage | No one can say you haven't significantly contributed to the end of all things. |
| Black Mage | But I won't be the arrow that pierces the quivering heart of everything that lives. |
| Thief | Oh, Black Mage |
| Red Mage | Maybe you're not the arrow, but your life has been the slow and inevitable draw of that bow. |
| Black Mage | You mean it? |
| Red Mage | Yes. |
| Thief | Definitely. Hell, I'm surprised creation has lasted this long with you active in it. |
| Black Mage | You guys are almost as good to me as I deserve. |
| Meanwhile… | |
| Fighter | I still don't feel like I have enough room. |
| Inn Keeper | You reserved every available room we have. But I believe we can arrange something for you, sir. |
Trivia[]
- The innkeeper's line has a minor grammatical error. Originally, the line read "You reserved every available room, we have." with an extra comma.