|Your daily dose of non sequitur|
|Date Published||January 23th, 2010|
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Red Mage tries to come up with a plan. Nothing really comes of it, as usual.
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
Settings[edit | edit source]
- Outdoors, in a city, in the morning.
Script[edit | edit source]
|Red Mage||You can't sacrifice us to Chaos.|
You're de-leveled too much to cast anything more harmful than color spray.
|Black Mage||If I cast it in your face while you walk along the edge of a cliff there's a slim to minor chance you'll fall off!|
|Thief||Well, I won't walk along cliffs, then.|
|Red Mage||Same here.|
|Red Mage||Let's just keep going.|
|Red Mage||Our best bet at this point is to meet Chaos before the appointed hour in a last ditch effort to catch him completely by surprise.|
|Thief||Okay, and then what?|
|Red Mage||And then hope the shock triggers a heart attack.|
|Black Mage||In each of us so we die before he performs an infinity variety of eldrtich tortures upon us?|
|Red Mage||No, him.|
He has the heart attack.
|Black Mage||Very good.|
Let's call that Plan Suck.
|Red Mage||Hey, that operation title's no coincidence! It's intended to be an insult.|
|Black Mage||Damn, I warned the boys down in cryptography you were getting close. But it's too late now!|
You cracked the code.
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