| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1213 | |
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| Your daily dose of non sequitur | |
| Operation Ballyhoo | |
| Date Published | January 23th, 2010 |
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Red Mage tries to come up with a plan. Nothing really comes of it, as usual.
Cast Appearing[]
Settings[]
- Outdoors, in a city, in the morning.
Script[]
| Red Mage | You can't sacrifice us to Chaos. You're de-leveled too much to cast anything more harmful than color spray. |
| Black Mage | If I cast it in your face while you walk along the edge of a cliff there's a slim to minor chance you'll fall off! |
| Thief | Well, I won't walk along cliffs, then. |
| Red Mage | Same here. |
| Fighter | Who's Cliff? |
| Silence… | |
| Red Mage | Let's just keep going. |
| Black Mage | Agreed. |
| Red Mage | Our best bet at this point is to meet Chaos before the appointed hour in a last ditch effort to catch him completely by surprise. |
| Thief | Okay, and then what? |
| Red Mage | And then hope the shock triggers a heart attack. |
| Black Mage | In each of us so we die before he performs an infinity variety of eldrtich tortures upon us? |
| Red Mage | No, him. He has the heart attack. |
| Black Mage | Very good. Let's call that Plan Suck. |
| Red Mage | Hey, that operation title's no coincidence! It's intended to be an insult. |
| Black Mage | Damn, I warned the boys down in cryptography you were getting close. But it's too late now! You cracked the code. |