By reading this tag-line, you've just wasted 6 seconds of your time not having a porpoise.
Cast Appearing[]
Settings[]
- Outdoors, in a city, some time after noon.
Script[]
| Red Mage |
(Close up of Red Mage) Elder Gods might be particularly susceptible to heart attacks. Who knows? I sure don't.
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| Red Mage |
I say we find out. The hard way. Which is also the only way.
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| Black Mage |
(Close up of Black Mage) That's a long shot.
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| Red Mage |
Hey, it worked before.
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| Black Mage |
We didn't do it on purpose.
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| Fighter |
(Raising both hands in victory) Hmmm, that gives me a double brilliant idea...
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| Black Mage |
Purpose, Fighter, not porpoise.
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| Fighter |
(Close up of Fighter, dejected) Oh.
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| Red Mage |
(Turns to Fighter) I'm curious...
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| Black Mage |
(Raising his arms in protest) Don't ask him. He'll tell us.
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| Red Mage |
Knowledge is the terrible burden of my people.
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| Black Mage looks away
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| Red Mage |
Fighter, what would you do with a porpoise?
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| A picture of a Final Fantasy 8-bit shark attempting to wield the three mystical swords speaking in crudely written letters
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| Shark |
Eeeka eeka eeek! "I am a shark!"
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| A shot of the group staring at Fighter, stunned. Black Mage is scratching his head. Fighter still has his arms raised.
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| Red Mage |
But why is it a shark?
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| Fighter |
No, see the porpoise is disguised as a shark.
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| Black Mage |
(Gesturing to Fighter) I warned you. I goddamn warned you.
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