|Sadly, this is probably the best plan he's up with.|
|So Stupid It’s Brilliant|
|Date Published||January 30th, 2010|
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Red Mage comes up with a new (strangely logical) plan.
- Outdoors, in a city, some time after noon.
|Red Mage||We're going about this whole Chaos thing the wrong way.|
|Black Mage||Why break the tradition now?|
|Red Mage||(Close up) No, no. Seriously.|
|Red Mage||We can't out-fight him. We can't out-cast him, and we we can't out-think him.|
But we can out-stupid him.
|Thief||So, we just point, uh him at Chaos and…|
|Red Mage||And win.|
|Black Mage||(Close up, gesturing with hand) It's the same principle as our ancient mega weapons plan, but with talking.|
Instead of draining Chaos of hit points, we'll drain him of intelligence until he forgets how to breathe.
|Red Mage||Who cares?|
He'll be too dumb to know he can't suffocate and we win!
|Thief||Okay, I'm excited about this plan.|
|Black Mage||(Looking down, gesturing) Yeah, it hardly seems like suicide at all.|
|Fighter||(Close up, looking puzzled) Point who at what?|