| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1215 | |
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| Sadly, this is probably the best plan he's up with. | |
| So Stupid It’s Brilliant | |
| Date Published | January 30th, 2010 |
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Red Mage comes up with a new (strangely logical) plan.
Cast Appearing[]
Settings[]
- Outdoors, in a city, some time after noon.
Script[]
| Red Mage | We're going about this whole Chaos thing the wrong way. |
| Black Mage | Why break the tradition now? |
| Red Mage | (Close up) No, no. Seriously. |
| Red Mage | We can't out-fight him. We can't out-cast him, and we we can't out-think him. But we can out-stupid him. |
| Fighter | How? |
| Silence… | |
| Thief | So, we just point, uh him at Chaos and… |
| Red Mage | And win. |
| Black Mage | (Close up, gesturing with hand) It's the same principle as our ancient mega weapons plan, but with talking. |
| Red Mage | Yes Instead of draining Chaos of hit points, we'll drain him of intelligence until he forgets how to breathe. |
| Thief | Chaos breathes? |
| Red Mage | Who cares? He'll be too dumb to know he can't suffocate and we win! |
| Thief | Okay, I'm excited about this plan. |
| Black Mage | (Looking down, gesturing) Yeah, it hardly seems like suicide at all. |
| Fighter | (Close up, looking puzzled) Point who at what? |