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{{Episodes
|Episode=Episode 1215
|Number=1215
|Title=So Stupid It’s Brilliant
|Image=Episode 1215.png
|Size=250px
|Caption=Sadly, this is probably the best plan he's up with.
|Date=January 30{{th}}, 2010
|Previous=Episode 1214: The Shark of the Sea
|Next=Episode 1216: Almost The Right Idea
|Link=http://www.nuklearpower.com/2010/01/29/episode-1215-so-stupid-its-brilliant/
}}
'''Red Mage comes up with a new (strangely logical) plan.'''

==Cast Appearing==
*[[Red Mage Statscowski]][[Category:Red Mage Statscowski Appearances]]
*[[Black Mage Evilwizardington]][[Category:Black Mage Evilwizardington Appearances]]
*[[Fighter McWarrior]][[Category:Fighter McWarrior Appearances]]
*[[Thief]][[Category:Thief Appearances]]

==Settings==
*Outdoors, in a city, some time after noon.

==Script==
{{Script}}
{{Red Mage|We're going about this whole Chaos '''''thing''''' the wrong way.}}
{{Black Mage|Why break the '''''tradition''''' now?}}
{{Red Mage|{{Directive|Close up}} No, no. Seriously.}}
{{Red Mage|We '''''can't''''' out-fight him. We can't out-'''''cast''''' him, and we we can't out-think him.<br>But we '''''can''''' out-stupid him.}}
{{Fighter|How?}}
{{Narrative|Silence…}}
{{Thief|So, we just point, uh '''''him''''' at Chaos and…}}
{{Red Mage|And win.}}
{{Black Mage|{{Directive|Close up, gesturing with hand}} It's the same principle as our ancient mega weapons plan, but with talking.}}
{{Red Mage|Yes<br>Instead of draining Chaos of hit points, we'll drain him of '''''intelligence''''' until he forgets how to breathe.}}
{{Thief|Chaos breathes?}}
{{Red Mage|Who cares?<br>He'll be too '''''dumb''''' to know he '''''can't''''' suffocate and we win!}}
{{Thief|Okay, I'm excited about this plan.}}
{{Black Mage|{{Directive|Looking down, gesturing}} Yeah, it hardly seems like '''''suicide''''' at all.}}
{{Fighter|{{Directive|Close up, looking puzzled}} Point who at what?}}
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