8-Bit Theater
Episode 1219
I think this one speaks for itself
I think this one speaks for itself
Earthcake
Date Published February 13th, 2010
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The Light Warriors talk about the world becoming cake.

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Red Mage Chaos represents the death of everything there is.
Yourself included.
Why in the world would you want to help him?
Black Mage Way I see it, yes, Chaos is the embodiment of all suffering and destruction.
Black Mage But he's also the wildcard of the natural forces. Chaos!
Black Mage Dude gave us 24 hours for basically no reason!
Who knows what he'll do next? Okay, sure, he'll destroy the world.
But maybe he'll turn it into cake.
Black Mage Or fire.
Black Mage But I figure there's more kinds of cake than fire, so the odds are actually in my favor.
Red Mage Even I know that's a dumb plan. A dumb, dumb, plan.
Fighter Wait! What if it's a cake you don't like?
Black Mage Hadn't thought of that.
Fighter Or a good cake, but poorly made.
Black Mage Er, uh…
Fighter Or a good cake made well…out of deadly poison.
Black Mage This is a much more complex issue than I had originally given it credit for.
Thief No shit.
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