| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1219 | |
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| I think this one speaks for itself | |
| Earthcake | |
| Date Published | February 13th, 2010 |
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The Light Warriors talk about the world becoming cake.
Cast Appearing[]
Settings[]
- The forest near to the Temple of Chaos
Script[]
| Red Mage | Chaos represents the death of everything there is. Yourself included. Why in the world would you want to help him? |
| Black Mage | Way I see it, yes, Chaos is the embodiment of all suffering and destruction. |
| Black Mage | But he's also the wildcard of the natural forces. Chaos! |
| Black Mage | Dude gave us 24 hours for basically no reason! Who knows what he'll do next? Okay, sure, he'll destroy the world. But maybe he'll turn it into cake. |
| Black Mage | Or fire. |
| Black Mage | But I figure there's more kinds of cake than fire, so the odds are actually in my favor. |
| Red Mage | Even I know that's a dumb plan. A dumb, dumb, plan. |
| Fighter | Wait! What if it's a cake you don't like? |
| Black Mage | Hadn't thought of that. |
| Fighter | Or a good cake, but poorly made. |
| Black Mage | Er, uh… |
| Fighter | Or a good cake made well…out of deadly poison. |
| Black Mage | This is a much more complex issue than I had originally given it credit for. |
| Thief | No shit. |