8-Bit Theater
Episode 121
If you want to miss out on treasure, that is.
If you want to miss out on treasure, that is.
More Fun With WM and BB
Date Published Tuesday, February 26th, 2002
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Black Belt and White Mage debates about the layout of the temple...

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White Mage What I want to know is this: How did you get us lost?!
Black Belt (In a dark background, by himself) Look. This isn't as easy as I make it look, y'know. It's not like this is some ordinary run down castle. This is the Temple of Fiends, I say! Do you have any idea what that does to a place? Hm? Do you? This is an architecture of insanity! The towers of madness!
Black Belt So excuse me if if we have trouble navigating through the abnormal psychology imbued within these walls.
White Mage 'Abnormal psychology'? 'Architecture of insanity'? What are you babbling about?!
White Mage This castle isn't some twisted experiment in non-Euclidean geometry! It wasn't erected by demons of madness, and it's not built on purely theoretical Escher-teric physics.
White Mage It's a straight run! A blind, mentally deficient monkey could've found his way!
An arrow runs straight from the starting stair all the way to Garland, who says "Yo!"
Black Belt These monkeys of which you speak. Are they mentally deficient by human or monkey standards?
Black Belt Because that could really make a difference.
If ya think about it.
White Mage In some cases, I'm not so sure.
Cut to Garland wearing a false moustache.
Garland Heh heh heh..
Those imps will never see me coming with this perfect disguise.
They just don't know who they're messing with.
Forest Imp (From the top right) Keeheehee!