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Episode 121 | |
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More Fun With WM and BB | |
Date Published | Tuesday, February 26th, 2002 |
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Black Belt and White Mage debates about the layout of the temple...
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White Mage | What I want to know is this: How did you get us lost?! |
Black Belt | (In a dark background, by himself) Look. This isn't as easy as I make it look, y'know. It's not like this is some ordinary run down castle. This is the Temple of Fiends, I say! Do you have any idea what that does to a place? Hm? Do you? This is an architecture of insanity! The towers of madness! |
Black Belt | So excuse me if if we have trouble navigating through the abnormal psychology imbued within these walls. |
White Mage | 'Abnormal psychology'? 'Architecture of insanity'? What are you babbling about?! |
White Mage | This castle isn't some twisted experiment in non-Euclidean geometry! It wasn't erected by demons of madness, and it's not built on purely theoretical Escher-teric physics. |
White Mage | It's a straight run! A blind, mentally deficient monkey could've found his way! |
An arrow runs straight from the starting stair all the way to Garland, who says "Yo!" | |
Black Belt | These monkeys of which you speak. Are they mentally deficient by human or monkey standards? |
Black Belt | Because that could really make a difference. If ya think about it. |
White Mage | In some cases, I'm not so sure. |
Meanwhile... | |
Cut to Garland wearing a false moustache. | |
Garland | Heh heh heh.. Those imps will never see me coming with this perfect disguise. They just don't know who they're messing with. |
Forest Imp | (From the top right) Keeheehee! |