|Nuh-uh, did too!|
|One of the Better Singularities|
|Date Published||March 2nd, 2010|
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Fighter needs more maps, Healer needs more detail, and Red Mage needs more screen time.
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- White Mage
- Fighter McWarrior
Giant Bastard ChaosChaos
- The forest near to the Temple of Chaos
|Black Mage||(Deferring to White Mage) How'd you get Chaos back to his Not A Giant Bastard size?|
|Cut to a few minutes ago.|
|White Mage||(Raising arms and shouting from behind the arm of Giant Bastard Chaos) Chaos! You're too tall!|
|Back to an unfazed Black Mage.|
|Black Mage||Oh that so did not work.|
|White Mage||So did.|
|Black Mage||Fine, so how'd you defeat him?|
|Shaman||He was the embodiment of all darkness and entropy.|
We are masters of light and order.
Do we have to draw you a map?
|Black Mage||(Zoom-up, raising arms) So what, you cast cure 1 until he choked on it?|
|White Mage||There was more to it than that.|
|Cut to less than a few minutes ago.|
|Chaos||Can we just skip to the part where I kill you?|
'Cause I overheard those guys talking and now I've got the craving to start a cakelogical singularity.
|Chaos||I mean, that's all kinds of crazy, "Oh man, look at the embodiment of Chaos go nuts" thing people expect out of me.|
|Chaos||But they don't expect that.|
Though they should. They can't, but they should.
|White Mage||Chaos, we will stop you.|
|Chaos||You know, I'm talking about turning your world into a pure confectionery strata.|
It's a little beyond your ability to influence.
- Confectionery is misspelled confectionary; but this is Chaos - expect the unexpected.
- In the North American SNES game Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest, due to a game glitch, you could kill the final boss using the Hero's Cure spell. In another case, casting curative spells can damage the final boss of Dragon Warrior III.