| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 1222 | |
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| Nuh-uh, did too! | |
| One of the Better Singularities | |
| Date Published | March 2nd, 2010 |
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Fighter needs more maps, Healer needs more detail, and Red Mage needs more screen time.
Cast Appearing[]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- White Mage
- Priest
- Shaman
- Healer
- Fighter McWarrior
- Thief
Giant Bastard ChaosChaos
Settings[]
- The forest near to the Temple of Chaos
Script[]
| Black Mage | (Deferring to White Mage) How'd you get Chaos back to his Not A Giant Bastard size? |
| Cut to a few minutes ago. | |
| White Mage | (Raising arms and shouting from behind the arm of Giant Bastard Chaos) Chaos! You're too tall! |
| Back to an unfazed Black Mage. | |
| Black Mage | Oh that so did not work. |
| White Mage | So did. |
| Black Mage | Fine, so how'd you defeat him? |
| Shaman | He was the embodiment of all darkness and entropy. We are masters of light and order. Do we have to draw you a map? |
| Fighter | Couldn't hurt? |
| Thief | Shhh! |
| Black Mage | (Zoom-up, raising arms) So what, you cast cure 1 until he choked on it? |
| White Mage | There was more to it than that. |
| Cut to less than a few minutes ago. | |
| Chaos | Can we just skip to the part where I kill you? 'Cause I overheard those guys talking and now I've got the craving to start a cakelogical singularity. |
| Chaos | I mean, that's all kinds of crazy, "Oh man, look at the embodiment of Chaos go nuts" thing people expect out of me. |
| Chaos | But they don't expect that. Though they should. They can't, but they should. |
| White Mage | Chaos, we will stop you. |
| Chaos | You know, I'm talking about turning your world into a pure confectionery strata. It's a little beyond your ability to influence. |
Trivia[]
- Confectionery is misspelled confectionary; but this is Chaos - expect the unexpected.
- In the North American SNES game Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest, due to a game glitch, you could kill the final boss using the Hero's Cure spell. In another case, casting curative spells can damage the final boss of Dragon Warrior III.