|Wait, did I remember to divide by zero?|
|Episode 1223: Make The Truth|
|Date Published||March 9th, 2010|
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Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
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- Still in that forest outside the Temple of Chaos
Script[edit | edit source]
|Still reminiscing about the past.|
|White Mage||(Close-up) You are powerless, Chaos.|
|Chaos||No, I'm the opposite of that.|
|Shaman||Your ultimate goal is a universe of pure entropy; a realm without order!|
|White Mage||(Close-up, gesturing with her arm) I submit to you that such a universe would be statistically uniform in composition and therefore it would be ordered!|
|Chaos stares blankly.|
|Chaos stares blankly, but in another direction.|
|Chaos||(Writing on a piece of parchment) |
Carry the infinity...
|Back to... the boring present, where the White Mages are parlaying this to a nonplussed Black Mage.|
|White Mage||And then we zapped enough White Magic to bring down a vile god of chaotic energy.|
|Shaman||Which he was.|
|Healer||So, that worked out.|
|Black Mage looks behind him, where we pan to Red Mage and Thief.|
|Red Mage||(Scratching his head) The way I (choose to) remember it, we did all that stuff.|
|White Mage||But you did not.|
|Black Mage||(Up close, clicking at White Mage) After we tour the medieval talk show circuit to discuss our harrowing adventure to save everything, it'll become the truth anyway.|
|White Mage||(Waving her arms) But I did it! It was my tireless work to guide the new age of Light out of the Darkness!|
I gathered heroes to defeat Chaos when it was clear you never would.
|Black Mage||And we'll always thank you for that. Secretly.|
|White Mage begins to look annoyed.|
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