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| Episode 1223 | |
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| Wait, did I remember to divide by zero? | |
| Episode 1223: Make The Truth | |
| Date Published | March 9th, 2010 |
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Cast Appearing[]
Settings[]
- Still in that forest outside the Temple of Chaos
Script[]
| Still reminiscing about the past. | |
| White Mage | (Close-up) You are powerless, Chaos. |
| Chaos | No, I'm the opposite of that. |
| Shaman | Your ultimate goal is a universe of pure entropy; a realm without order! |
| White Mage | (Close-up, gesturing with her arm) I submit to you that such a universe would be statistically uniform in composition and therefore it would be ordered! Also boring. |
| Chaos stares blankly. | |
| Chaos stares blankly, but in another direction. | |
| Chaos | (Writing on a piece of parchment) Carry the infinity... |
| Chaos | Aww, man. |
| Back to... the boring present, where the White Mages are parlaying this to a nonplussed Black Mage. | |
| White Mage | And then we zapped enough White Magic to bring down a vile god of chaotic energy. |
| Shaman | Which he was. |
| Healer | So, that worked out. |
| Black Mage looks behind him, where we pan to Red Mage and Thief. | |
| Red Mage | (Scratching his head) The way I (choose to) remember it, we did all that stuff. |
| White Mage | But you did not. |
| Black Mage | (Up close, clicking at White Mage) After we tour the medieval talk show circuit to discuss our harrowing adventure to save everything, it'll become the truth anyway. |
| White Mage | (Waving her arms) But I did it! It was my tireless work to guide the new age of Light out of the Darkness! I gathered heroes to defeat Chaos when it was clear you never would. |
| Black Mage | And we'll always thank you for that. Secretly. |
| White Mage begins to look annoyed. | |