| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 124 | |
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| Do the | |
| I'm the Master of 8-bit Perspective | |
| Date Published | Monday, March 4th, 2002 |
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Red Mage has a plan, but will it work? Probably not.
Cast Appearing[]
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Fighter McWarrior
- Thief
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- White Mage
- Black Belt
- Garland
- "Evil" Princess Sara
- Brian Clevinger
Setting[]
Script[]
| Red Mage | All right, here's the plan, Fighter... |
| Red Mage turns his head to Figther | |
| Red Mage | Fighter! |
| Fighter | My brain feels kinda funny. |
| Black Mage | Probably because it's never gotten blood to it before. |
| Red Mage | Fighter, you've got to listen very, very carefully. Our very lives depend on you. |
| Fighter | Y'ever notice how-- |
| Black Mage | If this has anything to do with swords, I will be stabbing you while we're in the acid. |
| Fighter | ...Nevermind. |
| Red Mage | You've got the best strength stat, Fighter. so we're going to perform a stat check against your strength to see if you can break these ropes with your mighty muscles! |
| Black Mage | Wait. Won't that just accelerate our trip into the acid? |
| Red Mage | To be honest, if the plan has any flaws, it would be that the whole thing really hinges upon a best case scenario in which we manage to avoid the acid. |
| Black Mage | This is the best plan you could come up with?! Even after your alleged boost in intelligence?! |
| Red Mage | Oh heck no. That wore off a while ago. I'm workin' on pure instinct now, baby! |
| Black Mage | Oh sweet zombie Jesus on a pogo-stick, we're screwed. |
| Sara | Are we going to stand around all day, or are we gonna kill them! |
| Garland | Well, I guess it is the villainous thing to do... |
| Brian Clevinger | Will RM's plan work? Will BM stab someone? Stay tuned for answers to these questions and more Saturday! |
Trivia[]
- Brian's little monologue is a common cliche among old 1940's to 1960's adventure radio and TV shows.