8-Bit Theater
Episode 125
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It's Not Surprising
Date Published Saturday, March 9th, 2002
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Red Mage sets to work with his plan

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Black MageI would just like to reiterate that this is, by far, the worst plan I have ever heard about. Ever.
FighterBut that's what you said about sword-chucks!
Black MagePoint. This is the second worst plan. etc., etc.
FighterAww nuts.
Red MageTrust me, guys. this one is going down in the history books!
3,000 years later...
Cut to the future is an Earth child is standing next to a large computer.
Computer Earth-Children. Open your "History of the most fatally horrible plans and other painful events" compu-books to the section on carbon-unit "Red Mage."
End of line.
Earth-child But there's three full chapters devoted to this 'Red Mage'.
Computer Yes. Yes there are. This material will be on the digi-test.
Earth-child Man, I hate the future! And it's all Red Mage's fault!
Red MageAll I've got to do is get my emergency 20-sided from my breast pocket by using my teeth and then...
Red MageROLL IT!


Red MageI rolled my dice into the acid.
Black MageRather telling of the 'plan' as a whole, don't you think?
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