| 8-Bit Theater | ||
| Episode 125 | ||
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| It's Not Surprising | ||
| Date Published | Saturday, March 9th, 2002 | |
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Red Mage sets to work with his plan
Cast Appearing[]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Black Belt
- White Mage
- Thief
- Fighter McWarrior
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Earth Child (as a Megaman.EXE sprite)
Setting[]
- Temple of Fiends
- The Future
Script[]
| Black Mage | I would just like to reiterate that this is, by far, the worst plan I have ever heard about. Ever. |
| Fighter | But that's what you said about sword-chucks! |
| Black Mage | Point. This is the second worst plan. etc., etc. |
| Fighter | Aww nuts. |
| Red Mage | Trust me, guys. this one is going down in the history books! |
| 3,000 years later... | |
| Cut to the future is an Earth child is standing next to a large computer. | |
| Computer | Earth-Children. Open your "History of the most fatally horrible plans and other painful events" compu-books to the section on carbon-unit "Red Mage."
End of line.
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| Earth-child | But there's three full chapters devoted to this 'Red Mage'. |
| Computer | Yes. Yes there are. This material will be on the digi-test. |
| Earth-child | Man, I hate the future! And it's all Red Mage's fault! |
| Meanwhile... | |
| Red Mage | All I've got to do is get my emergency 20-sided from my breast pocket by using my teeth and then... |
| Red Mage | ROLL IT! |
| Ptooey!
FSSSSH... | |
| Red Mage | I rolled my dice into the acid. |
| Black Mage | Rather telling of the 'plan' as a whole, don't you think? |