|That Sounds Like a Personal Problem, BM...|
|Date Published||Tuesday, March 12th, 2002|
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The Light Warriors prepare for the great re-roll of the sky.
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Black Belt
- White Mage
- Fighter McWarrior
- Brian Clevinger
Setting[edit | edit source]
Script[edit | edit source]
|Red Mage||Well, my plan failed. All we have to look forward to now is the great re-roll in the sky.|
|Black Mage||Fine, I'll bite. It's only the final moments of my life, why shouldn't I waste them with witless blather?|
What is a 'great re-roll in the sky' supposed to be?
|Red Mage||It's what happens when you die.|
|Black Mage||I can only pray to sweet, merciful evil that he won't go into detail about it.|
|Red Mage||There are many names for it... Tartarus, Nieflheim, The Trash. But when you die, your character sheet goes there and you become nothing.|
|Black Mage||I hate you so much right now, evil...|
|Red Mage||The Gods re-roll your stats so they can start over.|
In this, we become reborn. Though we may start off with some bonus EXP due to our previous time in the mortal world, we retain no memory of our time here.
|White Mage||Can I say something real quick, here?|
|White Mage||For the destined saviors of the world, you guys aren't that bright...|
Black Mage, just cast a big, horrible, destructive fireball spell so we can get out of here.
|Black Mage||Well, y'see, the thing of it is... I mean... er...|
|Fighter||He can only do that once every day.|
|Black Mage||Um yeah, but it's uh never been a problem before. I'm always ready!|
Yup, nothing wrong with my stamina. Not a thing.
|Fighter||Hmm, no I'm pretty sure it happens every single time.|
|Black Mage||Shut up, man! I told you, it's glandular! I can't help it!|
|White Mage||I wouldn't touch the subtext of this conversation with a ten inch pole.|
|Brian Clevinger||Too late!|
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