8-Bit Theater | ||
Episode 128 | ||
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The Acid Would Be Healthier | ||
Date Published | Friday, March 15th, 2002 | |
Previous Comic | Episode 127: A Crisis of Faith | |
Next Comic | Episode 129: Blah Blah Blah | |
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The Light Warriors die in the vat o' acid, or do they...
Cast Appearing[]
- "Evil" Princess Sara
- Garland
- Black Belt
- Red Mage Statscowski
- White Mage
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Thief
- Fighter McWarrior
- Forest Imps
Setting[]
- Temple of Fiends
- Inside
- Backyard
Script[]
Sara | Ah, hell. Let's just drop 'em! |
SPLOOSH!
The Light Warriors are dropped into the acid. | |
Garland | MUWA HAHAHA! |
Sara | |
White Mage | This is awfully sticky for acid. |
Black Mage | And not... oh, what's the word? |
Thief | Acidic? |
Black Mage | Yeah. |
Sara scowls at Garland. | |
Sara | GARRRRRRLAND! |
Garland | But-but-but I... that's impossible! I filled the vat of acid myself! |
Sara | Which is precisely why you will be severely punished for this incompetent display. |
Garland | Maybe it's a very slooooow acting acid? |
Thief | Kinda tastes like Mountain Dew... |
Sara | Well, Garland. It'll be fitting when I kill you slooooowly, won't it? |
Meanwhile, in the backyard of the Temple of Fiends... | |
Four Forest Imps are carrying a can of Mountain Dew. | |
Forest Imp | Keehehehehe! |
Trivia[]
Mountain Dew is a famous brand of soft drink in America.