|Good ol' Fighter Lookin' Out for His Buddies|
|Date Published||Thursday, March 21st, 2002|
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After a episode-long thing, Black Mage has a plan.
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Black Belt
- Red Mage Statscowski
- White Mage
- Fighter McWarrior
- "Evil" Princess Sara
Setting[edit | edit source]
Script[edit | edit source]
|Black Mage||Oh, how I pity you... uh pitiful villains right now.|
|Black Belt||Yeah, I'd hate to be in their non-mountain dew soaked shoes.|
|Black Mage||Now is not the time for sarcasm, BB! Now is the time for nefarious action.|
|Fighter||(thinking) Hmm... it looks like Black Mage is up to something. I wonder what it could be...|
|Sara||Oh please. If it'll make you feel better, then go ahead and make your little threat.|
It's not as though there's anything you could say at this point that will change the fact that you will soon be corpses.
|Black Mage||Well, I don't know about that...|
|Fighter||(thinking) Maybe it's a plan that'll get us out of here! I sure hope it involves swords and me. Using the swords, I mean.|
|Black Mage||Because, Ms. Stupid-Face, you forgot to take into account that I can cast devastatingly powerful level 9 spells!|
With but the slightest twitch of my magey hands, I could explode you completely dead. And it would be messy. So there.
|Sara||Damn his beady little eyes! He's got us right where he wants us!|
|Fighter||(thinking) Wait a second, that's not right...|
|Fighter||Don't let him fool ya, lady. He already cast his level 9 spell for the day a while ago. You're still safe.|
|Sara||Ya don't say...|
|Black Mage||Lady, you can kill the rest of us, but I beg of you, let me finish him off! Please!|
|Sara||I'll consider it a last request, okay?|
|Fighter||(thinking) Silly Black Mage. He accidentally lied to the villains. But luckily I remembered that real heroes always tell the truth!|
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- The word Devastatingly is misspelled as Devastingly.
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