|You scream, they scream, everyone screams for a |
|If You Didn't See It Coming, You Might Be Blind|
|Date Published||Thursday, March 28th, 2002|
|Previous Comic||Episode 131: I Love Punch Arts|
|Next Comic||Episode 133: If You Did See It Coming, You Might Be Psychic (JOKE COMIC)|
Evil Princess Sara makes a hasty exit as the Garland bashing continues.
Cast Appearing[edit | edit source]
- "Evil" Princess Sara
- Red Mage Statscowski
- White Mage
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- Garland (unseen, only heard)
- Princess Sara
Setting[edit | edit source]
Script[edit | edit source]
|Sara||Maniacal supervillain: exit stage right.|
|Garland||(out of frame) Oh sweet jeebus, it hurts bad!|
|Sara runs off to the right.|
|Black Mage||Did you guys hear something strange?|
|Red Mage||(out of frame) Nope.|
|Fighter||(out of frame) Naw.|
|Thief||(out of frame) No.|
|White Mage||(out of frame) Not me.|
|Fighter||(out of frame) Did I already answer...?|
|Red Mage||Actually, I think I might have heard his spleen rupturing.|
But that's hardly strange when you consider how brutally he's being beaten.
|Black Mage||No, that was definitely his spleen.|
|Meanwhile, elsewhere in the castle...|
|Sara is back dressed in her normal princess costume.|
|Sara||(looking in the mirror) Excellent. Those bumbling Light Warriors will never suspect me.|
|Sara||Well, being a villain was a nice change of pace.|
Nothing more to do now than just sit here and wait to be "rescued".
Yup. Just gotta return to my boring ol' life at Corneria Castle.
|Two frames pass by...|
|Sara||Urge for villainy rising.|
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Sara's reflection in the mirror is "mirrored" when she turns around instead of reflecting the back of her head.
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