| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 132 | |
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| You scream, they scream, everyone screams for a | |
| If You Didn't See It Coming, You Might Be Blind | |
| Date Published | Thursday, March 28th, 2002 |
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Evil Princess Sara makes a hasty exit as the Garland bashing continues.
Cast Appearing[]
- "Evil" Princess Sara
- Red Mage Statscowski
- White Mage
- Thief
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- Garland (unseen, only heard)
- Princess Sara
Setting[]
Script[]
| CRACK! AGONY! SLAP! BONK! | |
| Sara | Maniacal supervillain: exit stage right. |
| SLAM! CRUNCH! KER-SPLORT! CRASH | |
| Garland | (out of frame) Oh sweet jeebus, it hurts bad! |
| Sara runs off to the right. | |
| Black Mage | Did you guys hear something strange? |
| Red Mage | (out of frame) Nope. |
| Fighter | (out of frame) Naw. |
| Thief | (out of frame) No. |
| White Mage | (out of frame) Not me. |
| Fighter | (out of frame) Did I already answer...? |
| Red Mage | Actually, I think I might have heard his spleen rupturing. But that's hardly strange when you consider how brutally he's being beaten. |
| SKLORTCH! | |
| Black Mage | No, that was definitely his spleen. |
| Meanwhile, elsewhere in the castle... | |
| Sara is back dressed in her normal princess costume. | |
| Sara | (looking in the mirror) Excellent. Those bumbling Light Warriors will never suspect me. |
| Sara | Well, being a villain was a nice change of pace. Nothing more to do now than just sit here and wait to be "rescued". Yup. Just gotta return to my boring ol' life at Corneria Castle. |
| Two frames pass by... | |
| Sara | Urge for villainy rising. |
Trivia[]
- Sara's reflection in the mirror is "mirrored" when she turns around instead of reflecting the back of her head.