| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 133-A | |
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| Atrocious! Heinous! Villainy I say! | |
| But Not A Very Good Psychic If You Didn't See This Instead. | |
| Date Published | Tuesday, April 2nd, 2002 |
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White Mage and Black Mage talk about extreme duress.
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| Close-up at the poster showing a cat in a coffee mug. It reads:-
Got a bad case of the Mondays? | |
| White Mage | (referring to the poster) We are clearly dealing with a deranged individual. |
| Fighter and Black Mage walks in. | |
| Fighter | (to Black Mage) Blah blah (...) fighting blah blah (...) swords are cool blah blah dragons everywhere theeeeeeeeen blah blah (Give or take a few blahs) |
| Black Mage | Oh thank evil! White Mage is up ahead. |
| Black Mage | Why am I stuck with this nimrod? |
| White Mage | Well, Red Mage and Thief are disposing of the Mountain Dew vat so that no one else finds it and uses its power for the forces of evil... |
| White Mage | And Black Belt is still back there in the guest torture room beating the living bajeezus out of Garland. |
| White Mage | And there is absolutely no chance in any of the thousand hells that I would ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, so much as walk around with you unless under extreme duress. So you're stuck with Fighter. |
| Black Mage | I see. Now, just how much duress are we talking about? Like enough to boil a pot of water? Or enough to kill a rabid elephant? |
| White Mage | If the contents of the entire universe were to collapse into a single point, it still would not be enough duress. I don't like you. |
| Black Mage surrounds himself with lightning. | |
| Black Mage | Wanna test that theory? |
| One frame passes... | |
| Black Mage | (dejected) Sorry. |