|Atrocious! Heinous! Villainy I say!|
|But Not A Very Good Psychic If You Didn't See This Instead.|
|Date Published||Tuesday, April 2nd, 2002|
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White Mage and Black Mage talk about extreme duress.
|Close-up at the poster showing a cat in a coffee mug. It reads:-
Got a bad case of the Mondays?
|White Mage||(referring to the poster) We are clearly dealing with a deranged individual.|
|Fighter and Black Mage walks in.|
|Fighter||(to Black Mage) Blah blah (...) fighting blah blah (...) swords are cool blah blah dragons everywhere theeeeeeeeen blah blah (Give or take a few blahs)|
|Black Mage||Oh thank evil! White Mage is up ahead.|
|Black Mage||Why am I stuck with this nimrod?|
|White Mage||Well, Red Mage and Thief are disposing of the Mountain Dew vat so that no one else finds it and uses its power for the forces of evil...|
|White Mage||And Black Belt is still back there in the guest torture room beating the living bajeezus out of Garland.|
|White Mage||And there is absolutely no chance in any of the thousand hells that I would ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, so much as walk around with you unless under extreme duress.|
So you're stuck with Fighter.
|Black Mage||I see. Now, just how much duress are we talking about?|
Like enough to boil a pot of water?
Or enough to kill a rabid elephant?
|White Mage||If the contents of the entire universe were to collapse into a single point, it still would not be enough duress. I don't like you.|
|Black Mage surrounds himself with lightning.|
|Black Mage||Wanna test that theory?|
|One frame passes...|
|Black Mage||(dejected) Sorry.|