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While I'm working on this, let me give you something to think about.
 
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|Title=This Does Not Bode Well For Garland
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|Date= Thursday, April 4<sup>th</sup>, 2002
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|Previous=Episode 133-A: But Not A Very Good Psychic If You Didn't See This Instead.
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|Next=Episode 135: You Almost Feel Sorry For The Poor Guy
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|Link=http://www.nuklearpower.com/2002/04/04/episode-134-this-does-not-bode-well-for-garland/
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'''Black Belt finishes pummelling Garland and makes a mess.'''
   
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==Cast Appearing==
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If a piece toast always land butter-side down and cats always land on their feet. What happens if you strap a piece of toast, butter-side up, on the back of a cat?
 
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*[[White Mage]]
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*[[Fighter McWarrior]]
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*[[Black Mage Evilwizardington]]
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*[[Black Belt]]
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==Setting==
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*[[Temple of Fiends]]
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==Script==
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{{Script}}
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{{Black Mage|Geez, isn't Black Belt done hurting Garland '''yet?'''}}
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{{White Mage|Well, you have to say this about him. He's thorough.}}
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{{Black Mage|If you ask '''me,''' you can't get more thorough than a dose of Ultima. It's '''10''' gallons of kickin' ass in a '''5''' gallon jug.}}
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{{Fighter|Do you '''know''' that spell?}}
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{{Black Mage|Well not as '''such,''' no.<br>See, Ultima belongs to the theoretical '''tenth''' spell level.}}
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{{Black Mage|But it's a '''really''' awesome spell. In theory. See, first you've got to split an atom by focusing your willpower into--}}
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{{White Mage|{{Directive|interrupting}} Here's Black Belt now!}}
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{{Narrative|Black Belt enters, his hands and clothes dripping with Garland's blood.}}
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{{Black Belt|I think I got some '''on''' me.}}
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{{Black Belt|Kinda sticky}}
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{{Narrative|Black Belt shakes his hand vigourously, getting blood on Fighter's armour.}}
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{{Black Belt|See how hard I have to shake to get it off?}}
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{{Fighter|You're getting blood on my armor.}}
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{{Black Mage|{{Directive|to White Mage}} You call '''me''' evil, but '''that''' guy just beat someone to death with his '''bare hands'''...}}
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{{Fighter|Tsk, and you got some in my '''hair''' too.}}
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{{Black Belt|{{Directive|out of frame}} Sorry.}}
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{{Black Mage|And '''you''' run around the overworld map with '''him''' like it was '''nothing!'''}}
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{{Fighter|I don't even know '''where''' to take armor to get it cleaned.}}
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{{White Mage|It's different when '''he''' kills sometone. He's a monk.}}
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{{Narrative|Black Mage runs over to Black Belt, knocking Fighter over.}}
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{{Fighter|Oof!}}
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{{Black Mage|Tell me, how rigorous is the entrance exam for monk college?}}
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Revision as of 00:33, 10 April 2009

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Episode 134
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This Does Not Bode Well For Garland
Date Published Thursday, April 4th, 2002
Previous Comic Episode 133-A: But Not A Very Good Psychic If You Didn't See This Instead.
Next Comic Episode 135: You Almost Feel Sorry For The Poor Guy
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Black Belt finishes pummelling Garland and makes a mess.

Cast Appearing

Setting

Script

Black Mage Geez, isn't Black Belt done hurting Garland yet?
White Mage Well, you have to say this about him. He's thorough.
Black Mage If you ask me, you can't get more thorough than a dose of Ultima. It's 10 gallons of kickin' ass in a 5 gallon jug.
Fighter Do you know that spell?
Black Mage Well not as such, no.
See, Ultima belongs to the theoretical tenth spell level.
Black Mage But it's a really awesome spell. In theory. See, first you've got to split an atom by focusing your willpower into--
White Mage (interrupting) Here's Black Belt now!
Black Belt enters, his hands and clothes dripping with Garland's blood.
Black Belt I think I got some on me.
Black Belt Kinda sticky
Black Belt shakes his hand vigourously, getting blood on Fighter's armour.
Black Belt See how hard I have to shake to get it off?
Fighter You're getting blood on my armor.
Black Mage (to White Mage) You call me evil, but that guy just beat someone to death with his bare hands...
Fighter Tsk, and you got some in my hair too.
Black Belt (out of frame) Sorry.
Black Mage And you run around the overworld map with him like it was nothing!
Fighter I don't even know where to take armor to get it cleaned.
White Mage It's different when he kills sometone. He's a monk.
Black Mage runs over to Black Belt, knocking Fighter over.
Fighter Oof!
Black Mage Tell me, how rigorous is the entrance exam for monk college?