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+ | |Episode=Episode 134 |
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ā | While I'm working on this, let me give you something to think about. |
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+ | |Title=This Does Not Bode Well For Garland |
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+ | |Image={{No Image}} |
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+ | |Date= Thursday, April 4<sup>th</sup>, 2002 |
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+ | |Previous=Episode 133-A: But Not A Very Good Psychic If You Didn't See This Instead. |
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+ | |Next=Episode 135: You Almost Feel Sorry For The Poor Guy |
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+ | |Link=http://www.nuklearpower.com/2002/04/04/episode-134-this-does-not-bode-well-for-garland/ |
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+ | }} |
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+ | '''Black Belt finishes pummelling Garland and makes a mess.''' |
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+ | ==Cast Appearing== |
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ā | If a piece toast always land butter-side down and cats always land on their feet. What happens if you strap a piece of toast, butter-side up, on the back of a cat? |
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+ | *[[White Mage]] |
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+ | *[[Fighter McWarrior]] |
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+ | *[[Black Mage Evilwizardington]] |
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+ | *[[Black Belt]] |
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+ | ==Setting== |
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+ | *[[Temple of Fiends]] |
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+ | ==Script== |
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+ | {{Script}} |
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+ | {{Black Mage|Geez, isn't Black Belt done hurting Garland '''yet?'''}} |
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+ | |- |
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+ | {{White Mage|Well, you have to say this about him. He's thorough.}} |
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+ | {{Black Mage|If you ask '''me,''' you can't get more thorough than a dose of Ultima. It's '''10''' gallons of kickin' ass in a '''5''' gallon jug.}} |
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+ | {{Fighter|Do you '''know''' that spell?}} |
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+ | {{Black Mage|Well not as '''such,''' no.<br>See, Ultima belongs to the theoretical '''tenth''' spell level.}} |
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+ | {{Black Mage|But it's a '''really''' awesome spell. In theory. See, first you've got to split an atom by focusing your willpower into--}} |
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+ | {{White Mage|{{Directive|interrupting}} Here's Black Belt now!}} |
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+ | |- |
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+ | {{Narrative|Black Belt enters, his hands and clothes dripping with Garland's blood.}} |
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+ | {{Black Belt|I think I got some '''on''' me.}} |
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+ | {{Black Belt|Kinda sticky}} |
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+ | {{Narrative|Black Belt shakes his hand vigourously, getting blood on Fighter's armour.}} |
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+ | |- |
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+ | {{Black Belt|See how hard I have to shake to get it off?}} |
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+ | {{Fighter|You're getting blood on my armor.}} |
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+ | {{Black Mage|{{Directive|to White Mage}} You call '''me''' evil, but '''that''' guy just beat someone to death with his '''bare hands'''...}} |
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+ | {{Fighter|Tsk, and you got some in my '''hair''' too.}} |
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+ | {{Black Belt|{{Directive|out of frame}} Sorry.}} |
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+ | {{Black Mage|And '''you''' run around the overworld map with '''him''' like it was '''nothing!'''}} |
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+ | {{Fighter|I don't even know '''where''' to take armor to get it cleaned.}} |
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+ | {{White Mage|It's different when '''he''' kills sometone. He's a monk.}} |
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+ | {{Narrative|Black Mage runs over to Black Belt, knocking Fighter over.}} |
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+ | {{Fighter|Oof!}} |
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+ | {{Black Mage|Tell me, how rigorous is the entrance exam for monk college?}} |
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+ | |} |
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+ | [[Category:Comic Scripts 101-200|0134]] |
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+ | [[Category:Black Mage Evilwizardington Appearances|0134]] |
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+ | [[Category:Fighter McWarrior Appearances|0134]] |
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+ | [[Category:White Mage Appearances|0134]] |
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+ | [[Category:Black Belt Appearances|0134]] |
Revision as of 00:33, 10 April 2009
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Episode 134 | ||
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This Does Not Bode Well For Garland | ||
Date Published | Thursday, April 4th, 2002 | |
Previous Comic | Episode 133-A: But Not A Very Good Psychic If You Didn't See This Instead. | |
Next Comic | Episode 135: You Almost Feel Sorry For The Poor Guy | |
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Black Belt finishes pummelling Garland and makes a mess.
Cast Appearing
Setting
Script
Black Mage | Geez, isn't Black Belt done hurting Garland yet? |
White Mage | Well, you have to say this about him. He's thorough. |
Black Mage | If you ask me, you can't get more thorough than a dose of Ultima. It's 10 gallons of kickin' ass in a 5 gallon jug. |
Fighter | Do you know that spell? |
Black Mage | Well not as such, no. See, Ultima belongs to the theoretical tenth spell level. |
Black Mage | But it's a really awesome spell. In theory. See, first you've got to split an atom by focusing your willpower into-- |
White Mage | (interrupting) Here's Black Belt now! |
Black Belt enters, his hands and clothes dripping with Garland's blood. | |
Black Belt | I think I got some on me. |
Black Belt | Kinda sticky |
Black Belt shakes his hand vigourously, getting blood on Fighter's armour. | |
Black Belt | See how hard I have to shake to get it off? |
Fighter | You're getting blood on my armor. |
Black Mage | (to White Mage) You call me evil, but that guy just beat someone to death with his bare hands... |
Fighter | Tsk, and you got some in my hair too. |
Black Belt | (out of frame) Sorry. |
Black Mage | And you run around the overworld map with him like it was nothing! |
Fighter | I don't even know where to take armor to get it cleaned. |
White Mage | It's different when he kills sometone. He's a monk. |
Black Mage runs over to Black Belt, knocking Fighter over. | |
Fighter | Oof! |
Black Mage | Tell me, how rigorous is the entrance exam for monk college? |