| 8-Bit Theater | ||
| Episode 134 | ||
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| This Does Not Bode Well For Garland | ||
| Date Published | Thursday, April 4th, 2002 | |
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Black Belt finishes pummelling Garland and makes a mess.
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| Black Mage | Geez, isn't Black Belt done hurting Garland yet? |
| White Mage | Well, you have to say this about him. He's thorough. |
| Black Mage | If you ask me, you can't get more thorough than a dose of Ultima. It's 10 gallons of kickin' ass in a 5 gallon jug. |
| Fighter | Do you know that spell? |
| Black Mage | Well not as such, no. See, Ultima belongs to the theoretical tenth spell level. |
| Black Mage | But it's a really awesome spell. In theory. See, first you've got to split an atom by focusing your willpower into-- |
| White Mage | (interrupting) Here's Black Belt now! |
| Black Belt enters, his hands and clothes dripping with Garland's blood. | |
| Black Belt | I think I got some on me. |
| Black Belt | Kinda sticky |
| Black Belt shakes his hand vigorously, getting blood on Fighter's armor. | |
| Black Belt | See how hard I have to shake to get it off? |
| Fighter | You're getting blood on my armor. |
| Black Mage | (to White Mage) You call me evil, but that guy just beat someone to death with his bare hands... |
| Fighter | Tsk, and you got some in my hair too. |
| Black Belt | (out of frame) Sorry. |
| Black Mage | And you run around the overworld map with him like it was nothing! |
| Fighter | I don't even know where to take armor to get it cleaned. |
| White Mage | It's different when he kills someone. He's a monk. |
| Black Mage runs over to Black Belt, knocking Fighter over. | |
| Fighter | Oof! |
| Black Mage | Tell me, how rigorous is the entrance exam for monk college? |
| Egg Guy | Are you ready for new area? Yeah! |
| Brian Clevinger | Hey, I don't know either. It's filler, just go with it. |