| 8-Bit Theater | ||
| Episode 135 | ||
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| You Almost Feel Sorry For The Poor Guy | ||
| Date Published | Saturday, April 6th, 2002 | |
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Has Black Mage turned the corner?
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| Black Belt | Is there like a bathroom or something? I need to clean up. |
| Black Mage | This is an outrage! |
| White Mage | Yes, Black Belt. There's a bathroom down the hall on your left. |
| Black Belt | Thanks, White Mage. Be back soon. |
| Black Mage | Did I mention the outrage? |
| White Mage | We'll be here waiting for you. |
| Black Belt leaves. | |
| Black Mage | So that's it then? "Oh, looks as though I've got a spot of blood on me from mercilessly beating someone to death. Don't mind me if I step out to hose myself down." |
| Black Mage | Just like that? Like it was nothing! It's sick! |
| White Mage | Why... Black Mage, I didn't know you were like this. |
| White Mage | I just assumed you were a vile little monster with a blackened heart pulsing with evil... |
| Black Mage | Well, I don't like to brag... |
| White Mage | But here you are, genuinely appalled by the inhuman treatment of your fellow man. I had no idea you were capable of so much... compassion. |
| White Mage rushes to Black Mage, toppling Fighter over. | |
| Fighter | Over I go! |
| White Mage | I guess I was wrong about you all along, Black Mage. Can you ever forgive me? |
| Black Mage | What are you talking about? I'm just pissed off he can get away with it so easily! |
| Fighter | (on the floor) This floor is filthy, |
| Black Mage | I mean, geez! I bet I could kill like ten times as many people if I didn't have to worry about the legal repercussions. Damn guards. |
| White Mage scowls at Black Mage as Fighter picks himself up. | |
| Black Mage | And here Black Belt is with monkoplatic immunity and he's just wasting it! Give me the power to kill with impunity! I'd put it to damn good use. |
| Black Mage | Man, just thinking about it makes me giddy like a little school-mage! Where would I begin! After Fighter, of course. |
| Fighter | Black Mage is so funny! As if he'd ever hurt me! I'm his bestest friend! |