8-Bit Theater
Episode 136
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Double Black Belt Trouble
Date Published Monday, April 8th, 2002
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And if one Black Belt isn't bad enough...

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White Mage Anyway, can we just get on with the adventure? Garland has been defeated.
So now we need to find the princess and save her.
White Mage Of course, he wasn't exactly defeated the way he's supposed to be in the prophecies, but a defeat is a defeat I guess.
Black Mage Well here comes Black Belt now.
Fighter
Two Black Belts appears.
Black Belt A (referring to Black Belt B) Hi guys, who's that handsome fellow?
Black Mage What
White Mage the
Fighter hell?
Black Belt B (referring to Black Belt A) Hi guys, who's that handsome fellow?
White Mage I have a terrible feeling that I know what's going on.
Black Belt A What're you talking about?
Black Belt B What're you talking about?
Black Mage What are any of you talking about?!
White Mage Black Belts, did you make it to the bathroom?
Black Belt A Well, it's funny you should ask. I was on my way to the bathroom so I could wash up, but then I got lost in these halls of insanity and I wandered around this weird limbo universe for what felt like days but then I finally found the bathroom and came back.
Black Belt B Well, it's funny you should ask. I was on my way to the bathroom so I could wash up, but then I got lost in these halls of insanity and I wandered around this weird limbo universe for what felt like days but then I finally found the bathroom and came back.
White Mage I don't believe it!
You got yourself so lost that time and space folded in around you, thus creating a pocket universe that spat you out again approximately one second behind yourself!
Black Belt A It's not my fault that this castle is built out of insanity!
White Mage It's a straight line! There's no maze!
Black Belt B It's not my fault that this castle is built out of insanity!
White Mage ARRRRGH!
Black Mage Now she knows how I feel.
Fighter (behind Black Mage) Swordy swordy sword! Swordy swordy sword! Swordy swordy sword!
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