| 8-Bit Theater | ||
| Episode 139 | ||
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| Back At The Temple Of Fiends | ||
| Date Published | Monday, April 15th, 2002 | |
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White Mage and Black Belt prepare to leave the other Light Warriors.
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| White Mage | Well, Black Belt, it looks like our job here is done. |
| Black Belt | Yes. And I've gained a revolutionary new insight into the workings of time and space. My theories would have reformed all of modern thought! |
| White Mage | would have? |
| Black Belt | Well, Black Mage killed the me from one second in the past, so I've retro-historically forgotten his point of view of the experience. |
| Black Belt | It's given me a headache, but on the bright side at least I'm not dead! |
| White Mage | Sometimes I wonder why I even bother with you. |
| Black Belt | Why's that? |
| White Mage | Never you mind. Anyway, Fighter... |
| Fighter | Yo. |
| White Mage | We must now go our separate ways. |
| Fighter | Aww. I was hoping to talk about swords with Black Belt. I think Black Mage and company miss out on the subtle nuances of sword-talk. |
| Black Belt | Thanks for the offer, but I'm really more of a nunchuck guy. |
| Fighter | Even better! See, for years I've been lamenting the limitations inherent in sword-play, so one day I went and had the best-- |
| BAMF! | |
| White Mage sets off a smoke bomb. The smoke dissipates after a few frames. | |
| Fighter | Um... |
| White Mage | Yeah that was me. Sorry guys. I thought the smoke bomb would last longer. No more discount ninja supply store for me. |
| White Mage | Farewell, brave Fighter. I'm sure our paths will soon cross once more. |
| Black Belt and White Mage walk off. | |
| Black Belt | Where are we? who are we? Why do I pilot Martial Arts...? |
| White Mage | I'll lead the way if you don't mind, magellan. |
