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Episode 140 | ||
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Reunion | ||
Date Published | Thursday, April 18th, 2002 | |
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Red Mage, Thief and Black Mage make haste. Literally.
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Fighter | So I'll just wait here until BM and the others get back. |
BM and the others come back. | |
Black Mage | We're back. |
Fighter | Well that was remarkably quick. |
Red Mage | Well, I don't like to brag ...not that that'll stop me... but it's a little thing I like to call "Haste". |
Black Mage | Wait. Do we even have Haste? |
Red Mage scribbles on his character sheet. | |
Red Mage | Yes, yes we have. |
Black Mage | That doesn't make sense! Hell, we just walked back. There were no spells cast! |
Thief | Hold on now. As the official leader of the Light Warriors... ...A position I certainly did not earn through treachery... I feel that it is my responsibility to resolve this dispute. |
Thief | To wit: it is my sincere belief that looting the brutally slain body of Garland will bring peace to these two warring factions. Especially if he had anything rare and valuable and gem-like tucked away in that suit of armor of his, but especially if that gem-like thing is worth a fortune. |
Red Mage | But especially if he has some stat boosting items too! |
Fighter | Or kick ass bladed weapons! |
Black Mage | What's that got to do with anything?! |
Thief | Well, we won't know until we find out! |
Black Mage | It's just not the right thing to do! |
Thief | Since when would that bother you? |
Black Mage | Ever since I just figured out that he probably didn't carry a spell book. |
Thief | That'sa realshame, gottago bye! |
Red Mage, Thief and Fighter leave Black Mage behind. | |
Red Mage | (out of frame) Gasp! |
Thief | (out of frame) Interesting... |
Fighter | (out of frame) Shiny! |
Black Mage | Jerks. |