8-Bit Theater
Episode 140
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Date Published Thursday, April 18th, 2002
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Red Mage, Thief and Black Mage make haste. Literally.

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FighterSo I'll just wait here until BM and the others get back.
BM and the others come back.
Black MageWe're back.
FighterWell that was remarkably quick.
Red MageWell, I don't like to brag ...not that that'll stop me... but it's a little thing I like to call "Haste".
Black MageWait. Do we even have Haste?
Red Mage scribbles on his character sheet.
Red MageYes, yes we have.
Black MageThat doesn't make sense!
Hell, we just walked back. There were no spells cast!
ThiefHold on now. As the official leader of the Light Warriors...
...A position I certainly did not earn through treachery...
I feel that it is my responsibility to resolve this dispute.
ThiefTo wit: it is my sincere belief that looting the brutally slain body of Garland will bring peace to these two warring factions. Especially if he had anything rare and valuable and gem-like tucked away in that suit of armor of his, but especially if that gem-like thing is worth a fortune.
Red MageBut especially if he has some stat boosting items too!
FighterOr kick ass bladed weapons!
Black MageWhat's that got to do with anything?!
ThiefWell, we won't know until we find out!
Black MageIt's just not the right thing to do!
ThiefSince when would that bother you?
Black MageEver since I just figured out that he probably didn't carry a spell book.
ThiefThat'sa realshame, gottago bye!
Red Mage, Thief and Fighter leave Black Mage behind.
Red Mage(out of frame) Gasp!
Thief(out of frame) Interesting...
Fighter(out of frame) Shiny!
Black MageJerks.
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