|Date Published||Thursday, April 18th, 2002|
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Red Mage, Thief and Black Mage make haste. Literally.
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|Fighter||So I'll just wait here until BM and the others get back.|
|BM and the others come back.|
|Black Mage||We're back.|
|Fighter||Well that was remarkably quick.|
|Red Mage||Well, I don't like to brag ...not that that'll stop me... but it's a little thing I like to call "Haste".|
|Black Mage||Wait. Do we even have Haste?|
|Red Mage scribbles on his character sheet.|
|Red Mage||Yes, yes we have.|
|Black Mage||That doesn't make sense!|
Hell, we just walked back. There were no spells cast!
|Thief||Hold on now. As the official leader of the Light Warriors...|
...A position I certainly did not earn through treachery...
I feel that it is my responsibility to resolve this dispute.
|Thief||To wit: it is my sincere belief that looting the brutally slain body of Garland will bring peace to these two warring factions. Especially if he had anything rare and valuable and gem-like tucked away in that suit of armor of his, but especially if that gem-like thing is worth a fortune.|
|Red Mage||But especially if he has some stat boosting items too!|
|Fighter||Or kick ass bladed weapons!|
|Black Mage||What's that got to do with anything?!|
|Thief||Well, we won't know until we find out!|
|Black Mage||It's just not the right thing to do!|
|Thief||Since when would that bother you?|
|Black Mage||Ever since I just figured out that he probably didn't carry a spell book.|
|Thief||That'sa realshame, gottago bye!|
|Red Mage, Thief and Fighter leave Black Mage behind.|
|Red Mage||(out of frame) Gasp!|
|Thief||(out of frame) Interesting...|
|Fighter||(out of frame) Shiny!|
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