8-Bit Theater
Episode 141
"Bum Bum BUMM!"
"Bum Bum BUMM!"
FULL FRONTAL NUDITY
Date Published Monday, April 22nd, 2002
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The Light Warriors pilfer Garland's remains.

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  • DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNN! (or Bum Bum Bumm in this case)

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Black Mage All right, what did you morons manage to pilfer from Garland?
Thief Hmm...
Fighter We've found a dilly of a pickle of a mystery!
Black Mage Don't talk like that.
It sickens me.
Fighter Maybe you can help us solve this mystery!
Black Mage ...
Stop saying the word "mystery."
Black Mage I am so not in the mood for this...
Black Mage Could one of you rocket scientists tell me what general stupidity here is going on about?
Red Mage Looks like BM got a natural 20 on his sarcasm roll.
Thief I believe I can shed some light on this mystery.
Black Mage Can we please stop saying "mystery" for like ten seconds?
Red Mage Hey, gang! I just found a clue. We're closer than ever to solving this mystery!
Black Mage Dammit!
Thief What'd you find, RM?
Fighter And does it back up my insightful intergalactic ghost theory?
Red Mage holds up a newspaper.
Red Mage YESTERDAY'S NEWSPAPER!
Black Mage We're about to witness an inverse relationship between the number of stab wounds I inflict on you and the number of answers you start giving me.
Red Mage Please, allow me to enlighten our fellow Light Warrior, Black Mage.
I might finally get some use out of this orator skill.
Red Mage It's quite simple, really. Fighter, Thief and I were going to pillage any goods, valuables, swords, or stat-boosting items found on Garland's person. Since he was a boss character after all, it's not unusual to expectr that he might've been holding something that could have proven useful to our quest.
Red Mage However, what we found instead has shocked and horrified us to our very cores!
Red Mage holds out Garland's armor.
Red Mage All that remained of the dread knight Garland was his armor! Bum bum bumm!
Black Mage Ya don't have to say 'bum bum bum', it's implied.
Meanwhile, deep in the heart of Imp Forest...
Four Forest Imps are laughing at Garland, who is completly naked save for his helmet, his hands covering his genitals.
Forest Imp Keeheeheehee!
Garland Help me.
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