|"Bum Bum BUMM!"|
|FULL FRONTAL NUDITY|
|Date Published||Monday, April 22nd, 2002|
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The Light Warriors pilfer Garland's remains.
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- DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNN! (or Bum Bum Bumm in this case)
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|Black Mage||All right, what did you morons manage to pilfer from Garland?|
|Fighter||We've found a dilly of a pickle of a mystery!|
|Black Mage||Don't talk like that.|
It sickens me.
|Fighter||Maybe you can help us solve this mystery!|
Stop saying the word "mystery."
|Black Mage||I am so not in the mood for this...|
|Black Mage||Could one of you rocket scientists tell me what general stupidity here is going on about?|
|Red Mage||Looks like BM got a natural 20 on his sarcasm roll.|
|Thief||I believe I can shed some light on this mystery.|
|Black Mage||Can we please stop saying "mystery" for like ten seconds?|
|Red Mage||Hey, gang! I just found a clue. We're closer than ever to solving this mystery!|
|Thief||What'd you find, RM?|
|Fighter||And does it back up my insightful intergalactic ghost theory?|
|Red Mage holds up a newspaper.|
|Red Mage||YESTERDAY'S NEWSPAPER!|
|Black Mage||We're about to witness an inverse relationship between the number of stab wounds I inflict on you and the number of answers you start giving me.|
|Red Mage||Please, allow me to enlighten our fellow Light Warrior, Black Mage.|
I might finally get some use out of this orator skill.
|Red Mage||It's quite simple, really. Fighter, Thief and I were going to pillage any goods, valuables, swords, or stat-boosting items found on Garland's person. Since he was a boss character after all, it's not unusual to expectr that he might've been holding something that could have proven useful to our quest.|
|Red Mage||However, what we found instead has shocked and horrified us to our very cores!|
|Red Mage holds out Garland's armor.|
|Red Mage||All that remained of the dread knight Garland was his armor! Bum bum bumm!|
|Black Mage||Ya don't have to say 'bum bum bum', it's implied.|
|Meanwhile, deep in the heart of Imp Forest...|
|Four Forest Imps are laughing at Garland, who is completly naked save for his helmet, his hands covering his genitals.|
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