| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 141 | |
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| "Bum Bum BUMM!" | |
| FULL FRONTAL NUDITY | |
| Date Published | Monday, April 22nd, 2002 |
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The Light Warriors pilfer Garland's remains.
Cast Appearing[]
First Mention Of[]
- DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNN! (or Bum Bum Bumm in this case)
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Script[]
| Black Mage | All right, what did you morons manage to pilfer from Garland? |
| Thief | Hmm... |
| Fighter | We've found a dilly of a pickle of a mystery! |
| Black Mage | Don't talk like that. It sickens me. |
| Fighter | Maybe you can help us solve this mystery! |
| Black Mage | ... Stop saying the word "mystery." |
| Black Mage | I am so not in the mood for this... |
| Black Mage | Could one of you rocket scientists tell me what general stupidity here is going on about? |
| Red Mage | Looks like BM got a natural 20 on his sarcasm roll. |
| Thief | I believe I can shed some light on this mystery. |
| Black Mage | Can we please stop saying "mystery" for like ten seconds? |
| Red Mage | Hey, gang! I just found a clue. We're closer than ever to solving this mystery! |
| Black Mage | Dammit! |
| Thief | What'd you find, RM? |
| Fighter | And does it back up my insightful intergalactic ghost theory? |
| Red Mage holds up a newspaper. | |
| Red Mage | YESTERDAY'S NEWSPAPER! |
| Black Mage | We're about to witness an inverse relationship between the number of stab wounds I inflict on you and the number of answers you start giving me. |
| Red Mage | Please, allow me to enlighten our fellow Light Warrior, Black Mage. I might finally get some use out of this orator skill. |
| Red Mage | It's quite simple, really. Fighter, Thief and I were going to pillage any goods, valuables, swords, or stat-boosting items found on Garland's person. Since he was a boss character after all, it's not unusual to expectr that he might've been holding something that could have proven useful to our quest. |
| Red Mage | However, what we found instead has shocked and horrified us to our very cores! |
| Red Mage holds out Garland's armor. | |
| Red Mage | All that remained of the dread knight Garland was his armor! Bum bum bumm! |
| Black Mage | Ya don't have to say 'bum bum bum', it's implied. |
| Meanwhile, deep in the heart of Imp Forest... | |
| Four Forest Imps are laughing at Garland, who is completly naked save for his helmet, his hands covering his genitals. | |
| Forest Imp | Keeheeheehee! |
| Garland | Help me. |