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| Episode 143 | |
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| Ignore the little man to the right. | |
| Episode 143: I’m Sure She Has No Ulterior Motives | |
| Date Published | Saturday, April 27th, 2002 |
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Fighter finds Evil Good Princess Sara.
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| Fighter looks around. | |
| Fighter | Wow. I ran really far. |
| Sara rushes towards Fighter. | |
| Sara | One side, red. I've got some Light Warriors to encounter. |
| Sara | I've never seen a group of more pathetic losers in all my life. |
| Fighter | I'm a Light Warrior, lady. |
| Sara | Well that was easy. Anyway, I've got something to ask you. |
| Fighter | Okay, but I can't guarantee you'll like the answer. |
| Sara | And why is that? |
| Fighter | I dunno. Black Mage just usually goes into a homicidal rage when I say stuff. |
| Sara | Anyway, why has it taken you Light Warriors so long to complete so much as the simplest of tasks?! |
| Brian Clevinger | (in-between panels) Shitty writing! |
| Fighter | I think it mainly has to do with the gross lack of swords by my companions. |
| Sara | I see. So you're saying there's a lack of suitable equipment then? |
| Sara | While we're on the subject, can you think of any other easily exploitable weaknesses? |
| Fighter | You mean other than our almost pathological inability to trust one another? |
| Fighter | Or the fact that BM, RM, and Thief are so busy trying to screw us all over that we can't really function in combat? |
| Fighter | (stretching his arms out) Then, yes, I'd say our easily exploitable weaknesses are thiiiiiiiiiiiiis big. |
| Sara | Does that estimation include your own stupidity and gullibility? |
| Fighter | Heck no! |
| Sara | (out of frame) Then please go on... |
| Sara is writing down notes on a scroll. | |
| Fighter | Sure! But what are you writing down? |
| Sara | Just making some notes on an unrelated matter. |
| Fighter | We really ought to talk to my friends about this stuff too. |
| Sara | That won't be necessary, I'm sure you can tell me everything I need to know. |