| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 149 | |
| |
| I much prefers the cinnamon, meself. | |
| No Good Can Come of This | |
| Date Published | Friday, May 17th, 2002 |
| Previous Comic | Episode 148: There's Just One Big Problem |
| Next Comic | Episode 150: Even Thief Can Make A Mistake |
| Read Episode | |
Red Mage has yet another plan. Run for cover!
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
Script[]
| Black Mage | (dazed) I likes a spot o' honey in me mornin' tea. |
| Black Mage | (dazed) I want a Pony Pincess doll, Mumsie. |
| Thief | All those who think that BM has been officially bonked out of commission, say aye. |
| Red Mage | Aye! |
| Fighter | Yo! |
| Sara | Whatever. |
| Thief | Close enough. As the legally binding leader of the Light Warriors(TM), I command Red Mage to come up with a another of his trademark daring and brilliant plans. |
| Black Mage | (dazed) Sing along with the Snorks! |
| Red Mage | No problem, Thief. Except I'm going to need some time to fully articulate my latest master plan of victory. In the meantime, you'll have to distract our giant friend. |
| Thief | How am I supposed to do that?! |
| Red Mage | You're a thief. Use your high charisma score to wow him with your witty reparte! |
| Thief | Of course! If I can sell ice to ice giants, then distracting this bafoon should be child's play. |
| Black Mage | (dazed) durrr |
| Thief | (scratching his head) Let's see, let's see... gotta distract this giant for a few minutes... hm, I need something topical and entertaining... |
| Thief | I've got it. A priest, a giant, and a giant priest walk into a bar... |
| Giant | THESE SQUISHES SURE TALK A LOT. BUT NOT FOR LONG... |
| Thief | (out of frame) Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... |
| Red Mage | Carry the two... |
| Fighter | Don't worry, Princess Sara, we'll be rid of this giany in no time. Red Mage's plans always work out. |
| Fighter | Well, except for his plan to get us weapons before our quest began. Or his plan to kill those werewolves in Imp's Forest. Or his plan to jump Garland in the guest-dungeon before he could kill us. |
| Sara | Or his plan to free you guys from the vat of acid. |
| Fighter | But how do you know about that? |
| Sara | Well, it's quite simple-- Amnesia dust, ha! |
| Sara throws "amnesia dust" in Fighter's face. | |
| Fighter | I think it's just talcum |
| Sara | (interrupting, eyes glowing red) Amnesia dust! |
| Fighter | Who am I, where am I? |
Trivia[]
- Black Mage's "Sing along with the Snorks!" Is taken from the theme song of The Snorks, a television show which ran on NBC from 1984 to 1986.