| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 150 | |
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| Why does the priest have a wife? | |
| Even Thief Can Make A Mistake | |
| Date Published | Monday, May 20th, 2002 |
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Thief tells a joke, but nobody is laughing.
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| Thief | So the priest says "That's no giant, that's my wife!" |
| The Giant just looks at Thief. | |
| Thief | Eheh... heh Psst! RM, How's that plan coming? |
| Red Mage | (holding a scroll) I've almost got it all figured out, Thief. Keep him busy for another minute or two and we can get down to business! |
| Black Mage | (dazed) I'm so pretty, oh so pretty! |
| Thief | I don't think I can spare another minute. I'm dyin' out here! |
| Fighter | Just you wait, Princess Sara, we'll get you out of this in no time! |
| Sara | (thinking about FWACKing Fighter with a mace) |
| Thief | Okay, how about another joke? How many giants does it take to screw in a light-bulb? |
| Giant | I DO NOT KNOW, HOW MANY GIANTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB? |
| Thief | None, because giants know that they are so damn fugly that the light would be afraid to come out in the first place! |
| Thief falls on the floor laughing. | |
| Thief | BWA HAHAHAHA! Oh, man I love that one. It's a classic, I tell ya! |
| Thief | Heh heh, wait, what have I done? |
| Red Mage | Suicide! |
| Fighter | |
| Sara | |
| There is a nuclear explosion. Giant beats Thief into the ground with his club, also hitting Black Mage. | |
| Black Mage | why did I get hit again? |
| Thief | ouch... |
| Red Mage | (tossing the scoll away) There goes that plan. |
Trivia[]
- "I'm So Pretty" is a song from West Side Story.