8-Bit Theater
Episode 150
Why does the priest have a wife?
Why does the priest have a wife?
Even Thief Can Make A Mistake
Date Published Monday, May 20th, 2002
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Thief tells a joke, but nobody is laughing.

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Thief So the priest says "That's no giant, that's my wife!"
The Giant just looks at Thief.
Thief Eheh... heh
Psst! RM, How's that plan coming?
Red Mage (holding a scroll) I've almost got it all figured out, Thief. Keep him busy for another minute or two and we can get down to business!
Black Mage (dazed) I'm so pretty, oh so pretty!
Thief I don't think I can spare another minute. I'm dyin' out here!
Fighter Just you wait, Princess Sara, we'll get you out of this in no time!
Sara (thinking about FWACKing Fighter with a mace)
Thief Okay, how about another joke?
How many giants does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
Giant I DO NOT KNOW, HOW MANY GIANTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
Thief None, because giants know that they are so damn fugly that the light would be afraid to come out in the first place!
Thief falls on the floor laughing.
Thief BWA HAHAHAHA! Oh, man I love that one. It's a classic, I tell ya!
Thief Heh heh, wait, what have I done?
Red Mage Suicide!
Fighter
Sara
There is a nuclear explosion. Giant beats Thief into the ground with his club, also hitting Black Mage.
Black Mage why did I get hit again?
Thief ouch...
Red Mage (tossing the scoll away) There goes that plan.

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