|Why does the priest have a wife?|
|Even Thief Can Make A Mistake|
|Date Published||Monday, May 20th, 2002|
|Previous Comic||Episode 149: No Good Can Come of This|
|Next Comic||Episode 151: Excelsior!|
Thief tells a joke, but nobody is laughing.
|Thief||So the priest says "That's no giant, that's my wife!"|
|The Giant just looks at Thief.|
Psst! RM, How's that plan coming?
|Red Mage||(holding a scroll) I've almost got it all figured out, Thief. Keep him busy for another minute or two and we can get down to business!|
|Black Mage||(dazed) I'm so pretty, oh so pretty!|
|Thief||I don't think I can spare another minute. I'm dyin' out here!|
|Fighter||Just you wait, Princess Sara, we'll get you out of this in no time!|
|Sara||(thinking about FWACKing Fighter with a mace)|
|Thief||Okay, how about another joke?|
How many giants does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
|Giant||I DO NOT KNOW, HOW MANY GIANTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?|
|Thief||None, because giants know that they are so damn fugly that the light would be afraid to come out in the first place!|
|Thief falls on the floor laughing.|
|Thief||BWA HAHAHAHA! Oh, man I love that one. It's a classic, I tell ya!|
|Thief||Heh heh, wait, what have I done?|
|There is a nuclear explosion. Giant beats Thief into the ground with his club, also hitting Black Mage.|
|Black Mage||why did I get hit again?|
|Red Mage||(tossing the scoll away) There goes that plan.|
- "I'm So Pretty" is a song from West Side Story.