Editing Episode 150: Even Thief Can Make A Mistake

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|Episode=Episode 150
|Title=Even Thief Can Make A Mistake
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|Date= Monday, May 20<sup>th</sup>, 2002
|Previous=Episode 149: No Good Can Come of This
|Next=Episode 151: Excelsior!
|Link=http://www.nuklearpower.com/2002/05/20/episode-150-even-thief-can-make-a-mistake/
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'''Thief tells a joke, but nobody is laughing.'''

==Cast Appearing==
*[[Thief]]
*[[Giants|Giant]]
*[[Black Mage Evilwizardington]]
*[[Red Mage Statscowski]]
*[[Fighter McWarrior]]
*[[Princess Sara]]
==Setting==
*[[Imp Forest]]
==Script==
{{Script}}
{{Thief|So the priest says "That's no giant, that's my '''wife!'''"}}
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{{Narrative|The Giant just looks at Thief.}}
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{{Thief|Eheh... heh<br> Psst! '''RM''', How's that plan coming?}}
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{{Red Mage|{{Directive|holding a scroll}} I've almost got it all figured out, Thief. Keep him busy for another minute or two and we can get down to business!}}
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{{Black Mage|{{Directive|dazed}} I'm so pretty, oh so pretty!}}
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{{Thief|I don't think I can '''spare''' another minute. I'm '''dyin'''' out here!}}
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{{Fighter|Just you wait, Princess Sara, we'll get you out of this in no time!}}
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{{Sara|{{Directive|thinking about FWACKing Fighter with a mace}}}}
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{{Thief|Okay, how about '''another''' joke?<br>How many giants does it take to screw in a light-bulb?}}
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{{Giant|I DO NOT KNOW, HOW MANY GIANTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?}}
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{{Thief|'''None''', because giants know that they are so damn '''fugly'''<!--not a typo--> that the light would be afraid to come out in the first place!}}
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{{Narrative|Thief falls on the floor laughing.}}
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{{Thief|<big>'''BWA HAHAHAHA!'''</big> Oh, man I love that one. It's a classic, I tell ya!}}
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{{Thief|Heh heh, wait, what have I done?}}
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|bgcolor=red style="border:2px solid #880000;" width="100px"|<font color=white>'''Red Mage'''</font>
|rowspan="3"|Suicide!
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|bgcolor=#8B0000 style="border:2px solid #450000;" width="100px"|'''<font color=white>Fighter</font>'''
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|bgcolor="pink" style="border:2px solid mediumvioletred;" width="100px"|'''Sara'''
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{{Narrative|There is a nuclear explosion. Giant beats Thief into the ground with his club, also hitting Black Mage.}}
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{{Black Mage|why did I get hit again?}}
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{{Thief|ouch...}}
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{{Red Mage|{{Directive|tossing the scoll away}} There goes '''that''' plan.}}
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==Trivia==
*"I'm So Pretty" is a song from [[Wikipedia:West Side Story|West Side Story]].
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