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|Title=Even Thief Can Make A Mistake
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|Date= Monday, May 20<sup>th</sup>, 2002
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|Previous=Episode 149: No Good Can Come of This
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|Next=Episode 151: Excelsior!
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|Link=http://www.nuklearpower.com/2002/05/20/episode-150-even-thief-can-make-a-mistake/
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'''Thief tells a joke, but nobody is laughing.'''
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==Cast Appearing==
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*[[Thief]]
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*[[Giants|Giant]]
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*[[Black Mage Evilwizardington]]
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*[[Red Mage Statscowski]]
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*[[Fighter McWarrior]]
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*[[Princess Sara]]
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==Setting==
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*[[Imp Forest]]
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==Script==
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{{Script}}
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{{Thief|So the priest says "That's no giant, that's my '''wife!'''"}}
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{{Narrative|The Giant just looks at Thief.}}
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{{Thief|Eheh... heh<br> Psst! '''RM''', How's that plan coming?}}
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{{Red Mage|{{Directive|holding a scroll}} I've almost got it all figured out, Thief. Keep him busy for another minute or two and we can get down to business!}}
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{{Black Mage|{{Directive|dazed}} I'm so pretty, oh so pretty!}}
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{{Thief|I don't think I can '''spare''' another minute. I'm '''dyin'''' out here!}}
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{{Fighter|Just you wait, Princess Sara, we'll get you out of this in no time!}}
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{{Sara|{{Directive|thinking about FWACKing Fighter with a mace}}}}
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{{Thief|Okay, how about '''another''' joke?<br>How many giants does it take to screw in a light-bulb?}}
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{{Giant|I DO NOT KNOW, HOW MANY GIANTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?}}
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{{Thief|'''None''', because giants know that they are so damn '''fugly'''<!--not a typo--> that the light would be afraid to come out in the first place!}}
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{{Narrative|Thief falls on the floor laughing.}}
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{{Thief|<big>'''BWA HAHAHAHA!'''</big> Oh, man I love that one. It's a classic, I tell ya!}}
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{{Thief|Heh heh, wait, what have I done?}}
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|bgcolor=red style="border:2px solid #880000;" width="100px"|<font color=white>'''Red Mage'''</font>
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|rowspan="3"|Suicide!
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|bgcolor=#8B0000 style="border:2px solid #450000;" width="100px"|'''<font color=white>Fighter</font>'''
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|bgcolor="pink" style="border:2px solid mediumvioletred;" width="100px"|'''Sara'''
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{{Narrative|There is a nuclear explosion. Giant beats Thief into the ground with his club, also hitting Black Mage.}}
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{{Black Mage|why did I get hit again?}}
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{{Thief|ouch...}}
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{{Red Mage|{{Directive|tossing the scoll away}} There goes '''that''' plan.}}
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Revision as of 15:29, 30 April 2009

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Episode 150
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Even Thief Can Make A Mistake
Date Published Monday, May 20th, 2002
Previous Comic Episode 149: No Good Can Come of This
Next Comic Episode 151: Excelsior!
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Thief tells a joke, but nobody is laughing.

Cast Appearing

Setting

Script

Thief So the priest says "That's no giant, that's my wife!"
The Giant just looks at Thief.
Thief Eheh... heh
Psst! RM, How's that plan coming?
Red Mage (holding a scroll) I've almost got it all figured out, Thief. Keep him busy for another minute or two and we can get down to business!
Black Mage (dazed) I'm so pretty, oh so pretty!
Thief I don't think I can spare another minute. I'm dyin' out here!
Fighter Just you wait, Princess Sara, we'll get you out of this in no time!
Sara (thinking about FWACKing Fighter with a mace)
Thief Okay, how about another joke?
How many giants does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
Giant I DO NOT KNOW, HOW MANY GIANTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
Thief None, because giants know that they are so damn fugly that the light would be afraid to come out in the first place!
Thief falls on the floor laughing.
Thief BWA HAHAHAHA! Oh, man I love that one. It's a classic, I tell ya!
Thief Heh heh, wait, what have I done?
Red Mage Suicide!
Fighter
Sara
There is a nuclear explosion. Giant beats Thief into the ground with his club, also hitting Black Mage.
Black Mage why did I get hit again?
Thief ouch...
Red Mage (tossing the scoll away) There goes that plan.
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