8-Bit Theater
Episode 151
Introducing...
Introducing...
Excelsior!
Date Published Wednesday, May 22nd, 2002
Previous Comic Episode 150: Even Thief Can Make A Mistake
Next Comic Episode 152: And Then There Were Two. Or Three.
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One sad giant per episode please.

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Black Mage (While loopy) Love, love, love, love! Makes the world go 'round!
Thief
Giant JOKES MADE AT EXPENSE OF GIANTS MAKE GIANT SAD.
Sulk There only room for one grammar impaired sad giant!
Red Mage "Grammar impaired sad giant"?
Sara Who the hell said that?
Sulk THE SULK!
Sulk You no want make Sulk sad.
Red Mage God dammit, we must have the lamest superheroes.
Sulk If Sulk lose fight, Sulk listen to old Cure Albums
Shows the superheroes
Red Mage I mean, seriously, we've got the likes of… Arachna-Dude… Alloyed-Guy… and the Mediocre Four.
Red Mage Between those guys and Sulk here, it's no wonder we need Light Warriors to save the world.
Sulk Fragile mage-man no like Sulk?
Sulk (goes off and cries) WAAAAAAAH!
Red Mage I am such a cad.
Fighter Tsk, tsk. Bad Red Mage.
Sara Aww, poor Sulk
Giant I FEEL LEFT OUT…

Trivia[edit | edit source]

Black Mage and Thief's dozed ramblings is a line from The Beatles' song All You Need Is Love.

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