| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 151 | |
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| Introducing... | |
| Excelsior! | |
| Date Published | Wednesday, May 22nd, 2002 |
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One sad giant per episode please.
Setting[]
Cast Appearing[]
- Fighter McWarrior
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Thief
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Princess Sara
- A Giant
- The Sulk (first appearance)
- Assorted superheroes
Script[]
| Black Mage | (While loopy) Love, love, love, love! Makes the world go 'round! |
| Thief | |
| Giant | JOKES MADE AT EXPENSE OF GIANTS MAKE GIANT SAD. |
| Sulk | There only room for one grammar impaired sad giant! |
| Red Mage | "Grammar impaired sad giant"? |
| Sara | Who the hell said that? |
| Sulk | THE SULK! |
| Sulk | You no want make Sulk sad. |
| Red Mage | God dammit, we must have the lamest superheroes. |
| Sulk | If Sulk lose fight, Sulk listen to old Cure Albums |
| Shows the superheroes | |
| Red Mage | I mean, seriously, we've got the likes of… Arachna-Dude… Alloyed-Guy… and the Mediocre Four. |
| Red Mage | Between those guys and Sulk here, it's no wonder we need Light Warriors to save the world. |
| Sulk | Fragile mage-man no like Sulk? |
| Sulk | (goes off and cries) WAAAAAAAH! |
| Red Mage | I am such a cad. |
| Fighter | Tsk, tsk. Bad Red Mage. |
| Sara | Aww, poor Sulk |
| Giant | I FEEL LEFT OUT… |
Trivia[]
Black Mage and Thief's dozed ramblings is a line from The Beatles' song All You Need Is Love.