8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 156 | |
Unless your veins are huge and you can actually bleed to death at about the same speed anyway. | |
Cutting to the Heart of the Matter | |
Date Published | Monday, June 3rd, 2002 |
Previous Comic | Episode 155: That Was Quick |
Next Comic | Episode 157: Back in Corneria... |
Read Episode |
The Light Warriors are defeated, but at least we have Evil Good Princess Sara.
Setting[]
Cast Appearing[]
Script[]
Giant | (out of frame) WHAT YOU DO, LITTLE HU-MAN? |
Sara | (out of frame) What I do is going to make you wish you were smaller so that you could bleed to death faster. |
Fighter | Urgh... |
Giant | HA! BIG WORDS, SMALL HU-MAN. |
Sara | Yes, our size-centered quips are hilarious. But now you have to die. |
Sara takes Fighter's sword and walks towards the giant. | |
Sara | Excuse me Fighter, but I'm sure you won't be needing this. I'll only be a moment anyway. You'll never know it was gone. |
Sara | (out of frame, to Giant) Get a good look at this sword, pal. 'Cause it's the last time you'll see it not drenched in your own innards. |
Fighter | High stamina... helping consciousness... return. Third person narration... also helps. |
Sara | (out of frame) SHEEEAH-LALALALA! |
A large amount of blood splashes the trees and the Light Warriors. | |
Fighter | Did you guys see that?! Princess Sara... sword... superb technique... Fighter in love. |
The giant's decapitated head fall on Black Mage, Thief and Red Mage. | |
Fighter | And I am certain that this bloodbath isn't at all characteristic of her. |
Sara | Shwa! (Think Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon style post-ass kickin' pose) |
A large, bloody heart drops at the corner of the comic. |