King Steve shoots the messenger, or rather have some guard to do it for him.
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| And so the Light Warriors continued to make their way back to corneria...
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| Sara is seen dragging the knocked-out Light Warriors with a rope through Imp Forest.
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| Look, the point is they got back to Corneria. It doesn't matter how they did it.
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| Speaking of Corneria, lookie there!
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| Now look closer.
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| Closer still!
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| In that window!
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| There, King Steve, the ruler of all Corneria, patiently awaits any news about his kidnapped daughter...
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| A messenger arrives in the Throne Room.
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| Messenger |
Sire! I bring news of Princess Sara's fate!
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| King Steve |
Pray, good sir. Tell unto me that which you know of my imperiled progeny!
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| Messenger |
Our scouts and the rangers hired from the elven lands have been scouring the countryside, yet they have found no trace of Sara or the Light Warriors.
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| Cut to the scouts in Imp Forest.
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| Scout 1
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I can't believe they're payin' us for this!
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| Scout 2
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I am so drunk, man.
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| Scout 3
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Woooo!
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| Cut back to the throne room at Corneria Castle.
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| King Steve |
I see. You realize, of course, that as the bringer of bad news, it is your civic duty to be executed.
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| Messenger |
I... er, I was not aware that such a tradition was in practice... uh...
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| King Steve |
Oh, I'm kidding! Just a little regal humor for you there. Go on now, off with you.
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| Messenger |
Thank you!
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| Messenger leaves.
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| King Steve |
Elite Royal Guard, Hank.
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| Hank enters.
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| Hank |
Yo.
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| King Steve |
See to it that the messenger who was just in here is dead before he leaves the castle.
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| Hank runs out with a harpoon in his hand.
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| Hank |
YAAAARRR!
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| Time passes...
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| King Steve |
Did I remember to tell Hank that I was joking?
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| Cut to Messenger being chased by Hank.
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| Messenger |
HEEEEEEEELP!
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