| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 159 | |
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| Getting Our Bearings Straight | |
| Date Published | Tuesday, June 11th, 2002 |
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No giant power here.
Setting[]
- Corneria - Inn
- Corneria Castle - Throne Room
- Imp Forest
Cast Appearing[]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Fighter McWarrior
- King Steve
- Princess Sara
- Messenger
- Elite Royal Guard Hank
- Lü Bu
Script[]
| Black Mage | Hmmm, Giant Black Mage rains death upon world. I like the sound of that headline. let's see the bleeding heart liberal press cover that one up! that giant was a fool to give us the advantage of scale! |
| Fighter | Black Mage, I don't think we're really giants. |
| Black Mage | Don't be stupid, of course we're giants. it makes perfect sense. |
| Fighter | well according to this, we're in a guest room. back in Corneria. |
| Black Mage | You're talking crazy. back up, bright eyes, I'll read that. |
| The sign on the door reads:-
Guest room emergency exit procedure | |
| Black Mage | Okay, so we're back at the castle. but who's to say that we didn't gain giant power in the meantime! |
| Fighter | But why would they have giant-sized rooms at Corneria Castle? |
| Black Mage | Well-- |
| Fighter | And how would they have gotten us inside? |
| Black Mage | Maybe-- |
| Fighter | And why would-- |
| Black Mage | SHUT UP! I just want to cause devastation on a global scale. Is that so wrong? |
| Fighter | You will someday, BM. I know you will! |
| Black Mage | Awww, heck. You're just sayin' that to make me feel better. |
| Meanwhile, in the Throne Room... | |
| Sara | Well dad, I'm back and I'm not dead. Thought you might like to know. |
| King Steve | Who are you! How did you get in here?! Where's Elite Guard Hank? |
| Scene switch to forest | |
| Hank | Where'd that hapless sucker get off to? |
| Messenger | (hiding) I just wanna go home! |
| Back to castle | |
| Sara | We go through this every time. Let's start at the beginning. I'm your daughter, Princess Sara. I was kidnapped by Garland.... |
| Lü Bu | This comic is inferior to my epic war…uh, epic |
Trivia[]
Lü Bu originally appeared in the Dynasty Warriors series, where his is usually known as the most powerful character.