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Episode 163
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King Steve is Stupid
Date Published Wednesday, June 19th, 2002
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A demonstration that genetics does not necessarily make a good leader.


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Black MageSo, can we please stop talking about this stupid bridge and get on with you giving us the really real reward?
King SteveOh yes, of course. Now then, about that bridge I'm building as your reward...
Black MageAww dammit! How are we rewarded by you building yourself a fuggin' bridge?!
King SteveWhat, you don't like bridges?
Red MageI believe what our robed companion is trying to say is that we were thinking of a reward more... befitting the deed.
King SteveYes, yes, of course you were, of course. So then, you'd like the bridge to be named after you four?
Black MageI don't think that's what--
King SteveThat'd be no problem at all!
However, you understand it would only be an unofficial name.
ThiefAnd the official name would be...?
King Steve"King Steve's Kick Ass Bridge", obviously.
Black MageHow, in the Ten Thousand Hells of the Great Lord Chaos, did a man of your grotesque stupidity become the leader of the most powerful nation in the world?
King SteveWell, my dad was King, so now I'm King.
King Steve(Closeup. Rapidly speaking) But now that I think about it, genetics is not a very good system of determining executive power. Even the most caring and capable and beloved leader--much less my greedy, thieving dad--can have an incompetent son so mindbogglingly stupid that he could singlehandedly flush the world's greatest nation down the sewer before the populace at large has a chance to notice--which is exactly what the Cornerian press used to say about me before I decreed that it was the civic duty of the press to never ever question my rule which I then also decreed to be absolute and perfect. So now even thinking that I'm not a perfect benevolent leader is a crime.
King Steve(Back to normal) So now I can do crazy stuff like drill for mana in Endangered Species Forest. Weeee!
Red MageYou don't actually drill for mana.
King SteveWe do now!
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