They must spend a lot of money on landscaping. This place looks 32-bit!
32-bit? BAH! That's the kind of crazy talk I'd expect from a mental defect like yourself. Everyone knows that the gods are only made of sixteen. What could possibly occupy this alleged thirty-two bit realm?
I dunno. Don't the gods believe in something?
Yeah, zapping people who ask questions with big answers. So shush.
A 16-bit ram-demon with a scythe suddenly appears.
Ahem. Excuse me, gentlemen.
Thief jumps to the back of the group, leaving Black Mage in front of the demon.
(thinking) I hate Thief.
I am Baphomet--Lord of Demons! I have come to this pathetic mortal plane on behalf of Chaos. I am looking for the Light Warriors that I may slay them before they gain power to stand against my master! It was foretold that they would be here. Are you they?