| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 170 | |
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| Outside the Mysterious Cave | |
| Date Published | Monday, July 8th, 2002 |
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Fighter puts salt in his eyes.
Contents
Setting[]
- Matoya's Cave - Outside
Cast Appearing[]
Script[]
| In a forest near the cave. | |
| Black Mage | Man, what the hell was up with that cave back there? |
| Thief | I don't know, but I didn't con my way into this Light Warrior gig so I could spend my days running from blood rain into a pitch black cave filled with human skulls! |
| Fighter | A cave filled with human skulls, eh? |
| Red Mage | On the bright side, at least the blood rain stopped. |
| Black Mage and Thief look at Red Mage. | |
| Red Mage | Well, it did. |
| Fighter | Now what sort of cave would have human skulls in it? |
| Black Mage | Let's not return to this cave ever again. |
| Red Mage | It will be known to all the world--but mostly just us--as The Cave to Which We Shall Not Ever Return! |
| Thoughts begin racing through Fighter's head: ...not return to this cave... Fighters need sword-chucks Dental plan Never put salt in your eyes ...The Cave to Which We Shall Not Ever Return... Armor of Invincibility | |
| Fighter | Guys! This is it! This is the Cave of No Return! We found it! |
| Black Mage | Well, yeah. That's what we've been talking about this whole time. Welcome to the conversation. Glad you could make it. |
| Fighter | We have to go back there! |
| Black Mage | Yeah, we'll get right on that. So let's get as far from this cave as humanly possible and never come back. |
Trivia[]
- "Dental plan" is a reference to Simpson's episode Last Exit to Springfield.
- "Never put salt in your eyes" is a reference to a Kids in the Hall sketch.
