|Outside the Mysterious Cave|
|Date Published||Monday, July 8th, 2002|
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Fighter puts salt in his eyes.
- Matoya's Cave - Outside
|In a forest near the cave.|
|Black Mage||Man, what the hell was up with that cave back there?|
|Thief||I don't know, but I didn't con my way into this Light Warrior gig so I could spend my days running from blood rain into a pitch black cave filled with human skulls!|
|Fighter||A cave filled with human skulls, eh?|
|Red Mage||On the bright side, at least the blood rain stopped.|
|Black Mage and Thief look at Red Mage.|
|Red Mage||Well, it did.|
|Fighter||Now what sort of cave would have human skulls in it?|
|Black Mage||Let's not return to this cave ever again.|
|Red Mage||It will be known to all the world--but mostly just us--as The Cave to Which We Shall Not Ever Return!|
|Thoughts begin racing through Fighter's head:|
...not return to this cave...
Fighters need sword-chucks
Never put salt in your eyes
...The Cave to Which We Shall Not Ever Return...
Armor of Invincibility
|Fighter||Guys! This is it! This is the Cave of No Return! We found it!|
|Black Mage||Well, yeah. That's what we've been talking about this whole time. Welcome to the conversation. Glad you could make it.|
|Fighter||We have to go back there!|
|Black Mage||Yeah, we'll get right on that.|
So let's get as far from this cave as humanly possible and never come back.