8-Bit Theater
Episode 175
What the Cookie Sect do on Sundays
What the Cookie Sect do on Sundays
The Trap is Sprung
Date Published Monday, July 22nd, 2002
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The Light Warriors are poisoned - bet you never saw that coming!


Cast Appearing[]


The Light Warriors have a cookie in their hands.
Matoya So, did you boys enjoy your cookies? Hmmm?
Fighter Oh yeah!
Red Mage +3 cookies of yummy.
Thief More!
Black Mage No talk! Eating!
Matoya That's good. I'm glad you liked my cookies. The secret ingrediant is evil.
Black Mage I knew it!
Matoya However, I do have a request for you boys.
And by "request" I of course mean "demand."
Black Mage "Demand"? Lady, I don't think you know, nor do I think you want to know, the world of pain you're about to discover.
Matoya And I don't think you want to walk out of here without knowing what the antidote is. It would be terrible for your health if you suddenly died.
Black Mage Antidote to what? You're completely...
...out of your...
The Light Warriors look at their cookies.
Fighter Aww nuts.
Red Mage I really should've invested in danger sense.
Thief Such a delicious con!
Black Mage But I like cookies.
Thief Well, you've won my grudging respect, witch.
I assume you have something specific and harrowing in mind for us.
Or are you just some crazy old lady living in a cave who enjoys poisoning happless passersby just because it makes you laugh?
Matoya Quite observant, Thief.
I do indeed have a mission for you boys. A quest.
Who knows? You might even get to walk away from this with more than just your lives.
Black Mage Wee.