8-Bit Theater
Episode 177
Should've gone to Maiden's Kisses 'R' Us
Should've gone to Maiden's Kisses 'R' Us
The First Side Quest!
Date Published Friday, July 26th, 2002
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Matoya So, if you boys return with my crystal ball, then I'll give you the antidote to the poison and 200 gil each. What do ya say?
Thief's eyes become the shape of dollar signs.
Thief Cha-Ching!
Thief 200 Gil each, you say?
Thief So that's 200 gil for me...
Black Mage
Red Mage
Fighter
Mert (actually Thief with glasses)
and Aluicious (actually Thief with a fake moustache)
Silence...
KZAT!
Thief is turned into a frog.
Matoya I'm blind, not stupid.
Thief My mistake
Black Mage Well, as acting leader of the Light Warriors, and out of abject fear of becoming a poison frog mage, I accept your quest.
Lightning crackles around Black Mage.
Black Mage Of course, as soon as we get the antidote, your life will instantly become forfeit.
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