| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 178 | |
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| All we need now is the lion | |
| A Little Bit of Confusion | |
| Date Published | Monday, July 29th, 2002 |
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Fighter gets what he wants. Sort of.
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| Red Mage | Well, I guess we oughta get goin'. Y'know, before the poison kicks in and we die. |
| Fighter | WAIT! |
| Black Mage | Tsk, you don't have to yell. |
| Fighter | Oh great and powerful Matoya! I beseech you. |
| Matoya | Oh my! I haven't been besought since the '70s! |
| Fighter | Tell unto me that which is the location of the most fabled Armor of Invincibility within thy cave! |
| Black Mage | Fighter must be as dumb as Red Mage is stupid. |
| Red Mage | Hey! |
| Black Mage | I just calls 'em likes I sees 'em. Anyway. That moron still thinks the-- |
| Matoya | Oh, that old thing? It's right over here collecting dust in the corner. Why do you ask? |
| Fighter | Squee! |
| Matoya | I've been wanting to get rid of that clunky old thing for years now, but it's so heavy with invincibility that I can't even budge it. |
| Fighter | (out of frame) Well, I could take it off your hands if you really don't want it. |
| If you could see Black Mage's face, well, you'd go insane. But just before that, you'd see that his mouth is hanging wide open. | |
| Matoya takes Fighter to a cupboard. | |
| Matoya | Here it is, the legendary Armoire of Invincibility! |
| Fighter looks at the Armoire of Invincibility. | |
| Fighter | What, you mean inside your cabinets there? |
| Fighter struggles to place the Armoire of Invincibility on his back. | |
| Fighter | Not... exactly what I... had in mind... but invincibility... works in... mysterious... ways... urgh. |
| Black Mage | It's be sad if it weren't so painful for him. Therefore, I laugh. Tee hee! |
Trivia[]
- Armoire is French for cupboard.