Episode 181: Monsters Are Weird Lookin'

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Episode 181
The "weird lookin'"
Monsters Are Weird Lookin'
Date Published	Tuesday, August 6th, 2002
Previous Comic	Episode 180: Headin' To Pravoka
Next Comic	Episode 182: O' Fighter, Where Art Thou
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"The fiction is stranger than truth" is what most say. They were proven wrong.

Setting

• In a forest, on the way to Pravoka

Cast Appearing

• Black Mage Evilwizardington
• Red Mage Statscowski
• Thief (as a frog)
• Fighter McWarrior
• Creep

Script

Black Mage	You guys hear something creepy?
Fighter	You mean those disgusting noises coming from the unidentifiable orifices of the freak being ahead?
Cut to a Creep.
Creep	Splurt! Goowich! Yeargdribble!
Red Mage	DUN DUN DUNNN!
Black Mage	I told you, you don't have to say "dun dun dun."
Red Mage	But it feels so right...
Red Mage	This may be a stupid question, but... Which way is it facing?
Thief	Is it looking at us? I think that's an eye.
Red Mage	No, that's an eye. That thing's... I don't know what that thing is.
Creep	spoot!
Fighter	So heavy. Can't hold... much longer.
Red Mage	Maybe... I don't know any more. It looks like that eye has teeth.
Black Mage	Look, the important thing is that we're getting a chance at a preemptive strike. Let's kill it now.
Fighter	Mighty muscles... Giving out...
Creep	Gackt!
Red Mage	But what if it's a one of a kind creature?
Black Mage	Then we'll be doing the universe a favor.
Black Mage	Fighter, make it bleed! Or if it doesn't do that, at least make it ooze fatally!
Fighter shakes as he makes the sounds "Quiver", "Shake", and "Weak" as his muscles are getting tired of carrying the Armoire of Invincibility. He then is crushed by the Armoire of Invincibility with a "Klong!".
Black Mage	Now that's a shame.
Fighter	Help... me...

Trivia

• The Creep says "Gackt!" at one point. Gackt is the name of a Japanese rock artist, though his real name is "Kamui Gakuto." This may have been unintentional.