| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 184 | |
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| No, Black Belt is. | |
| Poor Black Belt | |
| Date Published | August 12, 2002 |
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Next to Rex Crockett, Black Belt is probably the most abused minor character here.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
In a forest, on the way to Pravoka
Script[]
| Black Belt | Heh, they're too busy bickering to notice me. They'll never suspect a thing. |
| Thief | Fine! |
| Black Mage | Fine! |
| Thief | Fine! |
| Black Mage | Fine! |
| Thief | Fine! |
| Black Mage | Fine! |
| Thief | Fine! |
| Black Mage | Fine! |
| Black Belt | Time to take out the trash! |
| Thief | You're stupid. |
| Black Mage | No, you're stupid. |
| Thief | No, you're stupid. |
| Black Mage | You're stupid. |
| Black Belt | Yar! |
| With Black Belt shouting this, he lunges at the Creep. A SCHLORP! sound is made in the next panel. | |
| Black Mage | What the hell was that noise?! |
| Red Mage | I think it was Black Belt. |
| Black Mage | Black Belt, eh? That means White Mage is near! |
| Black Mage | (in imagination) Wanna go back to my place and peruse my scrolls? |
| White Mage | (in BM's imagination) Wanna drop dead? |
| Black Mage | Dammit, even in my imagination she's too smart for my slick pick up lines! |
| Thief | Do you guys hear... I'm not sure. It sounds sort of like whimpering and pleading and begging, only muffled. |
| Black Belt | Help... Please help. |
| Red Mage | I can't believe he's trying to rip its innards out! |
| Thief | I know! Its disgusting exterior is nothing to it, so he dove in it! |
| Black Mage | You can still hear it cry. |
| Black Belt | Help me... |
