8-Bit Theater
Episode 185
I think I'd want a new watch.
I think I'd want a new watch.
The Crossroads!
Date Published August 13, 2002
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Nooo!!! Black Belt's watch!

Cast Appearing[]



White Mage Can't that idiot do anything right?
Black Belt By Ryu's headband, this thing smells worse than it looks.
Creep Spap!
Black Belt Dammit, I lost my watch.
Red Mage Well, now that Black Belt's here, it's just a matter of time before that hideous beast monster is taken care of. Meanwhile, we should help Fighter.
Black Mage's conscience appears with a "BAMF!"
Black Mage What the--Who're you?
Black Mage (Conscience) I'm that voice inside your head that tells you what to do!
Black Mage You mean hunger?
Red Mage How long do you think he's just going to stand there and stare at his shoes?
Thief I say five minutes top.
Black Mage (Conscience) No, you moron! I'm one of those voices that tell you what to do at important moral crossroads.
Red Mage I'm going with ten.
Thief Wanna make a bet?
Red Mage You're on.
Black Mage If I'm not hungry, why am I craving cheeseburgers right now?
Black Mage (Conscience) STOP THINKING ABOUT FOOD! A decision of dire import looms over you at this very moment.
White Mage This is not what I thought saving the world would be like.
Red Mage C'mon big ten! No fiver, no fiver!
Thief Thiefy needs a new pair of elf shoes!
Creep Gorpdroogle!
Black Belt I don't mind telling you, this thing really stinks.
Fighter I don't mind telling you, this thing really hurts.