Nooo!!! Black Belt's watch!
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| White Mage |
Can't that idiot do anything right?
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| Black Belt |
By Ryu's headband, this thing smells worse than it looks.
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| Creep |
Spap!
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| Black Belt |
Dammit, I lost my watch.
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| Red Mage |
Well, now that Black Belt's here, it's just a matter of time before that hideous beast monster is taken care of. Meanwhile, we should help Fighter.
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| Black Mage's conscience appears with a "BAMF!"
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| Black Mage |
What the--Who're you?
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| Black Mage |
(Conscience) I'm that voice inside your head that tells you what to do!
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| Black Mage |
You mean hunger?
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| Red Mage |
How long do you think he's just going to stand there and stare at his shoes?
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| Thief |
I say five minutes top.
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| Black Mage |
(Conscience) No, you moron! I'm one of those voices that tell you what to do at important moral crossroads.
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| Red Mage |
I'm going with ten.
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| Thief |
Wanna make a bet?
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| Red Mage |
You're on.
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| Black Mage |
If I'm not hungry, why am I craving cheeseburgers right now?
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| Black Mage |
(Conscience) STOP THINKING ABOUT FOOD! A decision of dire import looms over you at this very moment.
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| White Mage |
This is not what I thought saving the world would be like.
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| Red Mage |
C'mon big ten! No fiver, no fiver!
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| Thief |
Thiefy needs a new pair of elf shoes!
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| Creep |
Gorpdroogle!
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| Black Belt |
I don't mind telling you, this thing really stinks.
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| Fighter |
I don't mind telling you, this thing really hurts.
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